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Gism Jouster

Gism-Aka Semen Jouster-Some one who hits another person with a huge rod in the stomach.Combine These two words and we have "A Homosexual Who likes To wave his cock about until the other team is stucken by gism"
Steve Walks INto a Public Shower
Steve:Hi boys! (He says in a Camp Voice)
Masculin Guy:Fuckoff You Gism Jouster
by Lonecell February 5, 2004
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joust

To overturn another in verbal sparring, particularly in front of a group.
Often said upon the occurrence of such an event.
Person 1: "Your penis is of insubstantiate length and/or size."
Person 2: "In accordance with the events transpired last night, your mother would disagree."
Person 1: "Joust."
by Yossarian8 May 12, 2004
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jousting

tallbike jousting is postapocaliptic sport on tallbikes
two punx with 9" lance cycling on tallbikes against each other. and than it happens, he he. The real jousting is against policemen on horses to free police horses
by louis October 25, 2004
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e-peen jousting

E-peen - Online penis size. Basically online ego, how awesome/respected you are.

E-peen Jousting - A battle of egos online.
An e-peen joust:

Person A: Lol Im a 1337 u84h h4xx0r.
Person B: I can has moar 1337 h4xx than u!
Person C: E-peen jousting ftw!!!!111!!one!1!!one
by Alex H Lololol May 26, 2009
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Jouster

A slang term given to a male homosexual, to describe the physical act of a male jousting with another male using their penises.
Ryan: Have you ever seen one of your friends penises?

Me: No?! WTF?!

(Later)

Joel: Have you spoken to Ryan recently?

Me: Yeah. He asked me if I'd seen your penis the other day. I think he might be gay, he sounds like a right little Jouster.
by everton9t4 October 13, 2016
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Anal Jousting

Two people line up their assholes and then shit. The turds are the lances. 1 point for breaking the other guys lance. 5 point if you lance goes into the other guys asshole.
Thoust fuck'd me o''r and thith'r is only one way to settleth things. I challengeth thou to an Anal Jousting!

Moogley and Scooter got tired of rock paper scissor so they tried Anal Jousting. Moogley won when he got his shit log inside of Scooter's asshole.
by James Jammer Jammerson November 28, 2013
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Jousting

*The act of ramming your pole in someone elses hole...*
*Lets Joust! Ram your pole in my hole!*
by Alanna January 28, 2004
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