jones'n

To really crave something. Such as a food or drug that gives you pleasure or relief.

"I'm really jones'n for a cigarette right now."

by Orange Crayons December 8, 2012

Jonged

To get "owned". This word has started gaining popularity as an alternative for "owned" after initially being used to tease korean kids.
It is of course derived from the North Korean leader Kim Jong-il

"hahaha man you got totally jonged"

"you guys are getting jonged today!"

kid a: "yo mama so fat... when she wear heels she strikes oil!"
kid b: "haha oh shit... i got jonged :("

by Abdul Nusrat May 30, 2007

quincy jones

Quincy Jones is the fastest man alive and when I say fast i mean nigga lightning fast. Mr. Jones is someone definitely not to be fucked with.

Man you see Quincy Jones that nigga is lightning fast

by hoochie man10 April 19, 2010

clifford jones

a person (or shadow) being the blackest thing to ever be known on the planet. this person (or shadow) can walk around freely at night with out being shot by other "clifford jones". this person is a master of the night being able to break in some where and leave without being seen.

dude some guy broke into my house and took my tv

he must of been a clifford jones

yea most likely

by thehippopunch November 13, 2009

amber jones

Amber jones a beautiful young lady who rocks and love people to beg to her. Also very intelligent and over all perfect

She is do cool she's just like amber jones

by Hersandhis February 16, 2014

jodge

A slang word used for the "vagina" derived in Berkeley Heights, NJ in 1999.

That hoe had a tight jodge.

by OG Bezzle June 21, 2005

Douche Bag Jones

Geraldo Rivera before he was Geraldo Rivera.

That guy with the mustache...that's Douche Bag Jones!

by moogookrew December 18, 2007