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Jobsolete

A word coined by Stephen Colbert. It means starting useless and unnecessary projects for the sake of creating jobs. In this sense, republicans in the U.S government have been advocating to literally waste money on things that they don't need or want just to save a small number of jobs. The reality, is that the U.S spends trillions of dollars on a defence budget and most of the money is being pocketed by defence contractors who are backed by members of congress. In other words, the U.S defence program is a funnel that gives away money to large corporate interests. The military doesn't want any more tanks, but they keep building them and leaving them in a Nevada dessert.

The U.S government spent $50 million each on 21 C-27J Cargo Planes only to have them shipped to an Arizona Boneyard. Ohio Senators fought for this plan because it would save 800 jobs. You do the math. That's a cost of $1.05 billion divided by 800 jobs which equals $1.3 million per job! All of that money could have instead been used for food stamps and things that will actually help america get back on its feet. That same money, if it had been spent wisely, could have potentially created hundreds of thousands of high paying jobs and something the U.S could actually use.

Another waste of money is a $400 billion F35 Fighter jet, which still doesn't work well, costs have been overrun, and the government claims its too big to kill because of 133,000 jobs. That's a cost of $3 million per job!
I wish the government would stop creating things that are jobsolete.
by Coolza April 19, 2014
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Joris

One sexy nigga whomst is obsessed with the fine arts of beer and shrek memes
holy shit, that Joris just stole my girl
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Jobese

When you are so fate that your name fuses with an eating disorder
This kid is Jobese, don't talk to him.
by Jobese August 15, 2018
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joist

to have a good time or to describe something you found enjoyable
“i had a joisty time skipping with christopher last night

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“we should get together tomorrow for a joist”

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“did you see the amount of homework we got, so not joisty”
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Joris 7a

He is the weirdest guy in the whole class, if you smell his breath you will die.
Aron: jeg hater deg Joris 7a
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Jobsist

A unique name in the world, after Steve Jobs passed away. It defines how much a person is in love with his accomplishments and creativity. Its short form can be Jobsy.
A: Hey, what’s your name?
B: I’m Jobsist, Job-si-st.
A: Wow love your name, Jobsy.
by J Shaw November 22, 2021
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jabish

Jabish is a person who is famous and charming. He is a multi talented guy. He attracts pretty girls and a good friend but he is a person who wants a gf but never want to be in a relationship.

Jabish is a person who is tall ,brown , and have a good smile.

He has the most pretty hands.
Hey look at the guy who has a girlfriend but says he is single.... Yes that's jabish
by Korra96rosh November 23, 2021
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