Columbus Blow Jobs

A nickname and chirp for the Columbus Blue Jackets. This is usually what the teams haters call them and when they dis them for being the worst team in the NHL. This nickname is even more appropriate due to them being abbreviated to CBJ on tv. Many fans call also them the BJ’s
The Columbus Blow Jobs acquire center Jack Off via trade.
by superboyuss February 23, 2019
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blow job babies

when a gurl gives head and gets pregnate
mama joanna said i was i was one out of nine blow job babies
by junior=] October 17, 2008
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blow job

if you can't understand what it is from the name you are either a seven year old kid who typed in the wrong words or are a freakishly messed up person with no life

if you are the second one then here you go:
materials
- girl

- guy

steps

1.- (girl) take off his pants
2.- (girl) kneel down facing penis

3.- (girl) open mouth
4.- (girl) suck hard (remember no teeth)
5.- (guys) girls really don't like when you cum in our mouth so try not to its disgusting and unless you have a pineapple handy then your screwed
tips
- pineapple just incase you do cum in her mouth its a nice gesture

- keep a glass of water handy by your side guys like it wet

- * its not that hard girls just pretend it is a lollipop just without the calories
Dude, I got a blow job from your sister last night! She sucked it hard!
by headlova22 January 09, 2011
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Christmas Blow Job

When fellatio is given either on Christmas or during the Christmas season in the spirit of giving or perhaps in lieu of the more traditional monetary purchased gift. Similar in concept to the Birthday Blow Job
I've been good all year long... I wonder if bae is gonna reward me this holiday with a Christmas Blow Job...
by MeddleOx December 24, 2016
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Texas blow job

wen a smoker with a whole in their neck gives u a blow job with that whole in da neck.
come here honey an let me give u a texas blow job
by Tiggol biddies April 19, 2009
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Steak and a Blow Job Day

The male version of Valentine's Day. Per the holiday's official website at steakandbj.org, if the guy takes care of his girl on Valentine's Day, then she makes him feel special a month later on March 14 by giving him the 2 things that men love: steak and a blowjob.
Tom: What did you do on March 14?

Bob: Susan made me a steak and then gave me an amazing blowjob.

Tom: Why?

Bob: Because I spoiled her with flowers and a nice dinner on Valentine's Day, and March 14 is Steak and a Blow Job Day.

Tom: Damn. I shouldn't have ignored my girl on Valentine's Day.

Bob: True! Hey, I posted some pics on the official Steak and BJ Day Facebook page. Go see facebook.com/steakandbj
by Urban Guru March 15, 2015
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two headed blow job

Man, I think the last thing on my bucket list is to get a two headed blow job from those conjoined twins up the road. Then my life is complete
by Slick&Silly July 28, 2017
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