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“Perfect” basic white smart blond aryan piece of shit who wants to kill the fucking curve for a grade and drown you in German nationalism (but we know what you guys did) and she’ll once have a thouhgt about her friends dick being a weird shape like the lunatic she is
Who’s that short annoying blonde
Uhhh idk but she’s a reeaaal Johanna
Johanna by atr2718 May 5, 2018
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case of Johanna 

Becoming depressed all of a sudden for absolutely no reason.
'Why is Bob so down today?'
'idk, must have a case of Johanna'
A girl who takes the heart out of men /boys and rips there souls of love and moves to the next guy and the next everyone treats her like princess but inside she's a ugly wicked witch
1:man u ok
2:man my girl was a Johanna

1: yea every one treats her like a Johanna too
Johanna by Serenajimenezurcool July 10, 2016
Johanna's are usually snitches and turn their back on those people who trust them the most. They always act nice but they are not forreal. They are misleading and it is a mistake to put trust in them.
Johanna is a hoe
Johanna betrays
I'll never trust a Johanna again
A dud.
She works in Thunder Bay. She is a Joanna.
Joanna by jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj3423546 September 14, 2018

Jovannie 

1) Adjective: to be undescribingly uncanny.
1) I found that situation to be very Jovannie