Wang Jiesheng
by Anonymusxxl November 25, 2021
Get the Wang Jiesheng mug.The gentle art, you can use it to defend, and attack at the same time. If you have bully problems, DON'T PUNCH!!!!!! Go to the nearest jiu jitsu dojo, and learn.
by ?????smiley face May 11, 2022
Get the jiu jitsu mug.Me (a horse girl): I think me and my horse might be soulmates just like Pru Granger and Spirit!
My bully: You can't date a horse, YOU FREAK!
Me to my horse: *sigh* she will never know.
A few weeks later...
My bully: WTF why are you kissing your horse!! You need to go to jail
My horse: That's it buster... TRAGEDEIGH JITSU!
Me: Omg you look just like my anime boyfriend Bakugojo! You are SO HOT
My bully: You can't date a horse, YOU FREAK!
Me to my horse: *sigh* she will never know.
A few weeks later...
My bully: WTF why are you kissing your horse!! You need to go to jail
My horse: That's it buster... TRAGEDEIGH JITSU!
Me: Omg you look just like my anime boyfriend Bakugojo! You are SO HOT
by mehisasmolpotatoX3 December 2, 2023
Get the Tragedeigh jitsu mug.by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 26, 2025
Get the Jew Jitsu mug.A karate move, involving your hands and some tape. You use the Secret Finger Jitsu when someone is trying to mug you and you grab your tape and tape his mouth shut and stick your fingers up his nose and run.
Person: ur getting mugged kid
You: *uses the secret Finger jitsu*
Person: *muffled noises*
You: *clearly running away*
You: *uses the secret Finger jitsu*
Person: *muffled noises*
You: *clearly running away*
by GarrettIsBadAtMakingGames October 22, 2020
Get the Secret Finger Jitsu mug.The act of you and your partner rolling around in feces and wrestling until submission, the loser must lick and eat the remaining feces up until you are both shiny clean!
Me and my girlfriend are going to do some scandinavian jiu jitsu tonight! im hoping shes eaten corn recently!
by thecroatiancrockpot February 2, 2023
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