jingle mail

Jingle mail is the package containing the keys to your house that you send back to the bank when the interest rate on your adjustable-rate or IO/neg-am mortgage resets, or the property tax bill gets reassessed at double what it was two years ago, or you find out that heating and AC and repairs cost a ton of freaking money, or you lose your job because of the recession that's coming with the housing crash, and you can't make the payments any more.

My neighbor put up the Escalade and the Beemer that he bought with his third HELOC for sale, and has been having garage sales every week for the last month to raise cash ... I give it about 90 days till he sends in the jingle mail.

by watchafallingknife September 16, 2008

Jingle cock

when your dick bounces up and down in gym class cause your gym shorts are too damn short.

damn you got that jingle cock while you were runnin the mile.

by jinglecock December 30, 2011

John jacob Jingle Heimer Shit

it's a move done when you're taking a shit that when the poop is coming out, you instantly jump off of the ground, grab the shit hanging outta your ass, smear all over your face, and sing "john jacob jingle heimer shit"

I love watching my gay roommate do it in front of me so i can lick it off his face, wipe it onto his dick, and suck it while rubbing my asshole.

by Seymour Hass December 14, 2004

jingleberries

A name for the fans/followers of the internet personality Jinclops.

Jeffrey joyfully jangles Jinclops's jingleberries.

by J1NCL0PS May 22, 2016

Jinglewhore

someone who's a complete dumbshit because they like to mess with your mind by being a whore. self explanatory.

ann pierce
wench
ms. butterworth
jinglewhore
whore
prostitute
hoe
wench
douche

by the official jinglewhore October 2, 2011

jingleheimer

verb: "to fuck vigerously"

origin: the song john jacob jinglehimer smith, whihc was chnged to accompany an ot3 made by silly girls. ot3=one tru 3some fyi...

"i jingleheimered susie really hard last night"

"yeah, well i got jingleheimered by your mom. what now?"

by Tess...fool. January 29, 2007

jingle jangle

Another great take on the word poe, aka, a woman's reproductive areas.

I love it when you pour soda on my jingle jangle because it tickles.

by J Dizzle January 26, 2003