Grammar Jew

A person with poor grammar, the opposite of a grammar nazi.

Joe: Hey there having a sale at Walmart!
Mike:*They're
Joe: Sorry, I'm a grammar jew.

by D'Brackus JJ Jabber Johnson II February 8, 2013

Jew Jitsu

When a Jewish person performs martial arts.

Mark: Hey wanna learn how to box with me?
Harry: No, I only practice Jew Jitsu

by lockenload23 March 11, 2017

Juicy Jew

A unique alcoholic beverage consisting of 6 ounces of regular Hawaiian Punch, 1.5 ounces of Bacardi (clear) and a splash of lemon juice.

Judas F-ing Priest, this Juicy Jew is fan-freaking-tastic!

by Case isn't settled yet. May 24, 2009

Triple Jew

A fair amount worse than double jew, but not nearly as insulting as quadruple grand wizard jew.

Best defined as one who features all the unfortunate symptoms of jew simultaneously.

Billy: "I'm pretty sure you could fit the amount you're tipping in your nose."
Josh: "You don't need to give more than 3% on tuesdays!"
Billy: "You're such a triple jew."

by The 252 February 7, 2010

Jew Roll

Opposite of Italian or Afro Roll - Wad of $100s with a $1 on the outside.

Rosenburg put the small bills on top of his bank roll so he could buy a kosher dog on his way through brooklyn without getting robbed.

by Ayin March 30, 2005

silver jew

1.a Jewish person with blonde hair
2.namesake of a contemporary folk/rock outift lead by David Berman known for their poetic lyrics

"Does Rebekkah dye her hair blonde?" "No, she's a real Silver Jew."

by Peter80595689 May 9, 2006

jew canoe

Any Lexus SUV that cruises the LIE (Long Island Expressway)

Honey, lets take the jew canoe to the bagel shop!

by Alexander Papsmear February 4, 2005