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credits jet

the new style of showing credits after a television broadcast, but ZOOMING them by so fast, one can't determine a thing.

this fulfills their legal obligation, but doesn't 'waste' valuable time!...whats' the fucking point!!??, why even bother?? (oh, thats' right!...the LAWYERS, the LAWYERS!!)

one has to find a DVD copy somewhere!, or be ready to slow the credits jet down QUICKLY! in order to absorb credit info.
the credits jet was preventing me from seeing who the electric dildo operator was!

i took a speed reading course, but the credits jet still made 'short work' of me!!

i'm going to have to find out credit info. somewhere else, thanks to the credits jet!!
by michael foolsley November 26, 2011
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Jet-skiing

When a gurl holds your thighs like handlebars and rests your balls on her nose rassberrying your taint making you cum!!!
That bitch was jet-skiing me so hard I came like the fountain of youth all over her forehead😝
by Kevin Reiterer December 4, 2017
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Wet Jet

“Wet jet / wet jetting / wet jetted”: Used in lieu of the term “squirt” to refer to vaginal ejaculation.
Oh my god my fiancé was gone for the weekend and when he came back he f*cked me so good I wet jetted all over the sheets. I never do that it was crazy!”
by alcremie9 May 17, 2021
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Mexican jet

That jet-fast, burning, fiery sensation in your asshole when you're taking a dump the morning after eating a hot Mexican meal.
- I really liked that new Mexican joint last night.

- Me, too. I feel a Mexican jet coming on, though. Those damn jalapenos, phoo-ee.
by vadissimo October 22, 2008
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Jet Ski

While going to the toilet, side backwards facing the cistern. When completed, flush the chain and vroom, this gives the impression of being in the mediterranean on a jet ski.
That toilet is not new anymore, i just jet skied the life out of it!
by bertman75 September 29, 2010
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Jet ski

While sitting in a bathtub or shower filled with 2-3 inches of water, let rip a huge fart and you create a. Jet Ski. If your fart is big enough you can create a rooster tail.
While taking a bath, Pearl busted gross wind and felt the RPM of the Jet Ski
by Dingledangler December 15, 2007
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shark jet

A machine in which a dildo of any size is strapped on. Turn on the machine and sit on it.The dildo will go in and out at 55 miles per hour
Guy 1:Dude I was at Zack's house and his sister totally had a shark jet.

Guy 2:My sister has one to.

Guy 3: Jesus
by shittmaster July 14, 2010
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