a stupid blonde bimbo who can't act and for some reason appeals to the majority of the male population even though she's got a big-ass nose.
by cassiebabyy January 13, 2008
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by Raine tones August 17, 2011
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Jessica Valenti has made assumption after assumption that when a woman accuses a man of anything, he must be bad, she must be truthful.
Without the need for evidence.
Without the need for evidence.
by Rogerdodgerer October 30, 2011
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Get the Jessica mug.The girl that most men hope and dream for. Can sell movies due to her good looks and hot body
(If u wanna see her as close to naked as she has been see into the blue)
Also a thing that men say to each other when they are trying to pick up.
(If u wanna see her as close to naked as she has been see into the blue)
Also a thing that men say to each other when they are trying to pick up.
Todd: I heard that into the blue wasn't that good.
Allan:Who cares, Jessica Alba is in a bikini for the whole movie
Todd:i'd pay to see that
Bill: That chick is checking you out.. and she's pretty fair
Matt: yeh but she ain't no Jessica Alba
Allan:Who cares, Jessica Alba is in a bikini for the whole movie
Todd:i'd pay to see that
Bill: That chick is checking you out.. and she's pretty fair
Matt: yeh but she ain't no Jessica Alba
by Allan S December 28, 2005
Get the jessica alba mug.1. a reference to "Baby Jessica" Mcclure, the Texas infant who fell down a well in Midland, Texas on October 14, 1987. This created a national shitstorm of attention as rescuers worked for 58 hours to release her.
2. A sexual act that involves placing one's testicles into another's asshole, to the point where they get stuck. Thus the oft used saying "I baby jessica'd her (him) last night"
2. A sexual act that involves placing one's testicles into another's asshole, to the point where they get stuck. Thus the oft used saying "I baby jessica'd her (him) last night"
by J. Chris January 21, 2008
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