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Jewish-Christian Hanukkah

Jewish Christians are basically Jewish people, who eat kosher, and celebrate the feasts of Leviticus 23, as well as Purim (book of Esther), and Hanukkah (books of Maccabees), but also believe that Jesus was indeed the JEWISH Messiah.
Most regular Jews and Christians are unaware that Jesus declared Himself to be the Messiah in JOHN Chapter 10 (22-39) at the Temple on Hanukkah. The books of MACCABEES (found in the CATHOLIC Bible) and JOHN Chapter 10 are read by Jewish Christians during Jewish-Christian Hanukkah.
by Shlomoh Geffen December 27, 2006
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Jewish spinner

A girl small enough to spin like a dreidel in a guy's lap. Patty Stanger likes spinners.
Put that Jewish spinner in my lap... so I can tap that!
by InterasanteL April 20, 2010
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Jewish maneuver

Driving in a manner that is selfish and or cheap.
#1 "Did you see that Jewish maneuver that guy just pulled up there." "He just drove up the center median to pass an extra 10 cars before the interchange!"

#2 "She just took that parking spot while i obviously had my blinker on waiting!"

#3 "I just pulled a Jewish maneuver! I told the parking attendant that I work across the street and that my boss had forgotten to give me the damn parking pass."
by R. Cireeze February 11, 2009
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Jewish Navy

The U.S. Coast Guard.

Etymology: World War II era military slang
If your hair is wavy,
Come and join the Jewish Navy,
Fight fight fight
For Palestine!

-- World War II-era U.S. Navy ditty
by Twathenge April 29, 2006
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Jewish American Princess

Todd: Where you thinking about applying to college?

Tucker: I don't know, main place is Syracuse University

Todd: Ehh, don't go there, too many Jewish American Princesses. They grow them spoiled bitches on trees.
by Orange Nation October 16, 2012
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Jewish Spoiler

This word refers to the Jewish kid that always ruins Christmas for all the nice Catholic kids by telling them Santa isn't real in 1st grade
-What the fuck, John is such a jewish spoiler he ruined Christmas for my 8 year old brother
-What a dick
by No needtoknow February 15, 2007
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jenison junior high school

A little slice of hell in the conservative trash town that is Jenison. If you thought middle school was bad before, check out Jenison Junior High School. Controlled by principle Mr. Cat-Dildo, it is it’s own land of conservative heaven, because here things such as shoulders, midriffs, freedom of thought, and gay people, seemingly cease to exist! Our school motto is “to produce the whitest straightest students to exist”. A small army of Frank Sinatras if you will. If you love good grades, stable mental health, discovering yourself, and the best two years of your life.. TURN THE FUCK AROUND BECAUSE THIS IS NOT THE PLACE FOR YOY
I have to go to therapy because I went to Jenison Junior High School
by Catsonweed May 30, 2018
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