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Jake

Most the time a fake cowboy that wouldn't know how to ride a horse if his life depended on it
Guy 1: check out that guy over there he's such a Jake
Guy 2: I heard he has a hard time telling the difference from donkey and mule
by Cuntisswapis January 30, 2018
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Jake

Jake is a dudette
by ykjakeisadudette August 20, 2019
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Jake

Jake is a very funny guy . He will get all the ladies with his looks. He will also try eating your mothers Vagina . He likes to shit on the floor and he also drinks his own PISS and he will do anything for his girlfriend. He likes going out and killing birds with a BB gun . Jake eats meth for breakfast,dinner and tea
"Did you hear Jake ate his GF's moms Vagina the other day"
by Ginger jade wishwhwowhwn November 23, 2019
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Jake

Jake is the name of someone who Takes shits on the floor of a bathroom
Guy: awww man some Jake just took a huge shit on the floor
by anonymous September 16, 2020
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Jake

A an amazing person, who has the qualities that every perfect person has. He is smart, outgoing, VERY handsome, funny, super nice, cool, amazingly athletic, an an overall true hero. If you ever meet a Jake, enjoy him and don’t let him go. Jakes are some of the best men you will ever meet.
by Benshoudl March 12, 2018
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jake

the name jake started off when a little anorexic, white (actually white) boy was born in norwalk iowa
“bro did u see jake, i swear if he is i front of a white board or turned to his side u can see his anorexic ass!!”
by hey gwu’s December 26, 2018
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Jake

by Definitions man January 26, 2020
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