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Jade

Jade is a short, beautiful South African girl who lights up your life. Her laugh is contagious and stunning. Her eyes as blue as the ocean, hair blonder than the Sahara, and it’s amazing. Lovely to talk to and couldn’t be nicer.
by JRBC June 3, 2018
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Is an ugly sket and likes sucking dick not loyal likes playing boys around and overall in a massive joke
Jade is a fucking slag
by Unknown999999999 February 21, 2017
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jaded

an awesome green day song that is really great cause it sounds like an old school punk song; the song is about a burnout who says that quiting will get him nowhere and basically that since his life is all right screwed up ready, it wont hurt to continue smoking weed
Always look forward,
Going straight will get you nowhere,
There is no progress,
Evolution killed it all,
I found my place in nowhere
by GreenDayIsTheBest April 16, 2004
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stupid bitch that needs some mental support and bigger boobs :)
ew its jade! she needs help!
by needs help :) July 24, 2018
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Jade wants to fuck George so hard he cums 1000liters
Jade: Let me fuck you George
George: mabey later
by mawbbf October 26, 2011
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Jade

1) the most amazing name in the UK.

2) mostly associated with brunnete, brown-eyed hotties who are infact, amazing.

3) a precious green gem or a precious girl.
person 1: she's called Jade.
person 2: NO WAY!

person 1: Meet Jade.
person 2: I knew she was hot, i could tell by the name!

person 1: Did you know, Jade is a precious green gem?
person 2: Yes, and a precious girl! (mmm, sounds hot!)
by the.best. February 5, 2010
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When your high as hell!!!. particurally high on marijuana
by Koos Koos January 10, 2007
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