She is a jackass
by Plant_headed_human October 25, 2022
Get the jackassmug. Infinite the Jackass
verb, noun, proper noun, god help us all
1. A term used to describe someone who tries way too hard to be edgy, intimidating, or cool, often ending up just looking like a melodramatic theater kid.
2. The dark, brooding antagonist from Sonic Forces who wears a large ruby on his chest and has an even larger ego. Known for saying stuff like “Im not weak!” right after getting his ass kicked by a 3-foot-tall edgehog.
verb, noun, proper noun, god help us all
1. A term used to describe someone who tries way too hard to be edgy, intimidating, or cool, often ending up just looking like a melodramatic theater kid.
2. The dark, brooding antagonist from Sonic Forces who wears a large ruby on his chest and has an even larger ego. Known for saying stuff like “Im not weak!” right after getting his ass kicked by a 3-foot-tall edgehog.
"Bro, stop monologuing about your trauma and help me move this couch, youre being a real infinite the jackass right now."
“He changed his username to ✧𝕀ɴғɪɴɪᴛᴇ✧ on discord and told me id 'taste true despair.' Infinite the jackass behavior.”
“He changed his username to ✧𝕀ɴғɪɴɪᴛᴇ✧ on discord and told me id 'taste true despair.' Infinite the jackass behavior.”
by creechurr July 24, 2025
Get the Infinite the Jackassmug. by HHHHHHHHHIIIIIII February 6, 2018
Get the caleb jackass baby buttmug. Jack:- local boy or by trade ./ a jack / jackyboy / lumberjack/ jack of all trades..
Ass:- mule or local idiot ./ butthead /buttwipe/ butt whip / jack of no trades.
Jackass:- a person capable of much much better but didn’t or hasn’t applied them selves in accordance.
Ass:- mule or local idiot ./ butthead /buttwipe/ butt whip / jack of no trades.
Jackass:- a person capable of much much better but didn’t or hasn’t applied them selves in accordance.
Young boy wanted to jump of the roof onto the trampoline again, but wasn’t up to it, so looked for another way down. Upon finding his father’s thin tinned small garden shed near the corner of the house, not thinking more than 3 times and impatient as a youngster is.. leaped…
Father: WTF!???…. *runs out side…. “JACKASS!!!”
-dipshit
Father: WTF!???…. *runs out side…. “JACKASS!!!”
-dipshit
by -dipshit May 3, 2022
Get the Jackassmug. when you know just enough about a topic or subject to mention it but don't know enough to elaborate on it.
I started telling my friend about how the James Webb telescope was finding galaxies so far away that they shouldn't exist but then realized I was being an American Jackass as I tried to explain the findings further.
by Traveling_Ace October 13, 2023
Get the american jackassmug. Someone who is not necessarily mean or stupid but very self centered, to a point where they greatly lack common sense and butt heads with others.
by Keep On Truckin' Peepz March 10, 2016
Get the Jackassmug. Phrase. Identifying. A individual who always gives "advice" or graces others with there "superior intellect" in a loud annoying way that is common sense(or should be) or has already been stated but now they will say it again in a different tone as if it was never heard or said (short term memory recall), this advice or information is usually given after something has been decided/discussed making the individual feel as though they solved everything and/or nothing would have been decided/done/gained hadnt they "spoken up" these individuals must always have the last word even days later and just a sound; Captain Jackass is not a nick name, this phrase is only use in the type of situation/moment it refers. Traditionally once the individual starts "the thing of it is" speech they are allowed to finish, making this phrase more appropriate as "stupid" doesnt know when to stop once they are pleased with themselves (or youve had enough)give them eye contact and firmly state "THANK YOU CAPTAIN JACKASS!!" Adding a "WELL" in front of the phrase to interrupt is optional; Hopefully there is room for reinforcing/retraining the simple minded brain that the knowledge they DO have is basic at best n adults are talking now, If not you have just learn a wonderful new phrase thats perfect when used properly every time!
1: Did you know if you stand in the road you could get hit by a car?.....Yah i know
2: WELL THANK YOU CAPTAIN JACKASS!! You are a true asset to mankind......scholar to your peers n such ...
1: What ... Captain peers, like captain Malibu honey ...dbdjf....ddfd.. yah i drink that..
2: You want me to hit you with the newspaper again .... ima get it ...
1: Iam going to the bank in the moring because they are closed after 12pm and I n....
*LOUD INTERRUPTING STUPIDITY*
2: You should go to the bank 1st in the morning remeber they close at 12pm and yo....THE THING OF IT IS my sisters brothers half dogs cusin pet trees gmas worked at the bank makr short story long now they owe me money so they say if you give me your money then ill givejz fieobdbdjrvjfndbwhdjdktnfj dd fkd and ..
3: *WITH THE ASSIST* THANK YOU CAPTAIN JACKASS! WE GOT IT !!
1: Thanks bruh I couldnt take it all that gibberish....its like she making words with ABC magnets ...but THEY JUST BANANA STICKERS! .... i owe you
3: Yep ..you sure do sir ..sure do....Ill add it to your BroTab
2: *Talking to self* Oh uh PEE...Thats what i had ment to say i gottda dpeiplldbdbh....
2: WELL THANK YOU CAPTAIN JACKASS!! You are a true asset to mankind......scholar to your peers n such ...
1: What ... Captain peers, like captain Malibu honey ...dbdjf....ddfd.. yah i drink that..
2: You want me to hit you with the newspaper again .... ima get it ...
1: Iam going to the bank in the moring because they are closed after 12pm and I n....
*LOUD INTERRUPTING STUPIDITY*
2: You should go to the bank 1st in the morning remeber they close at 12pm and yo....THE THING OF IT IS my sisters brothers half dogs cusin pet trees gmas worked at the bank makr short story long now they owe me money so they say if you give me your money then ill givejz fieobdbdjrvjfndbwhdjdktnfj dd fkd and ..
3: *WITH THE ASSIST* THANK YOU CAPTAIN JACKASS! WE GOT IT !!
1: Thanks bruh I couldnt take it all that gibberish....its like she making words with ABC magnets ...but THEY JUST BANANA STICKERS! .... i owe you
3: Yep ..you sure do sir ..sure do....Ill add it to your BroTab
2: *Talking to self* Oh uh PEE...Thats what i had ment to say i gottda dpeiplldbdbh....
by ScreenDoor-Junkie July 6, 2022
Get the Captain Jackassmug.