j p's

This stands for junior puffers, or those who like to smoke pot but know nothing about the experience or the crowd that it attracts. Its also quick and easy to say in public. Also, It is more often used by junior puffers themselves.

1)The kids who throw up are the real live j p's.

2)Those jp's seem to be having a good time but also don't act very enlightened nor do they respect the herb.

by goffish September 29, 2005

J/P

Just playin'

You wanna come over tonight and have some fun lol J/P

by @price5233 September 27, 2020

L.O.A.J.P.

It's getting very cold in vegas and I'M Leaving On A Jet Plane "L.O.A.J.P." and giving the streets back to those who want them but don't deserve them.

It's getting very cold in vegas and I'M Leaving On A Jet Plane "L.O.A.J.P." and giving the streets back to those who want them but don't deserve them.

by GUARDIAN Of a Nation "Goan" November 18, 2021

J.P.S.

Stands for "Jiggly Pig Slut", typically a teenage caucasian female who is slightly overweight, sporting tight, revealing clothing that squeezes out the fat from the top of her jeans.

"Look how defiantly that J.P.S. is chewing her gum"

by James LaSalle July 27, 2005

J.P. Gertums

When a man forces a women to give him oral sex, and then lays her out on the floor and ejaculates all over her body.

Also used when someone is verbally or mentally destroyed.

"Bitch get on the floor" "Okay!" "ohh yeah, you just got J.P. Gerted"

"This test is so easy." "It's not as easy as your mom" A verbal J.P. Gertums...

by TCA1234abc June 28, 2009

i.h.j.p.

A club of 4 hormonal, teenage boys who care way more about 'j.p.' than they should. Similar to crazy, teenage girls who try to act hardcore over myspace.

-Is every member of 'i.h.j.p.' gay?
-Yep.

by indifferent mutt March 18, 2009

J.P.T.

Japanese People Time

Why are you here so early? We're not running on J.P.T.

by Seriously Random September 26, 2003