J.P.T.

Japanese People Time

Why are you here so early? We're not running on J.P.T.

by Seriously Random September 26, 2003

i.d.w.t.k.m.i.j.w.t.p.t.g.a.

I Don’t Want To Kill Myself I Just Want The Pain To Go Away

Friend: Hey you good?
Me: no I.d.w.t.k.m.i.j.w.t.p.t.g.a.

by Xo._Shiann June 28, 2020

D.Y.G.I.I.L.Y.I.A.H.S.P.J.T.O.S

From She-ra and the Princesses of Power
Season 5 Ep. 13, The Heart Part 2

"Don't you get it? I love you. I always have. So, please, just this once... stay." - Catra Applesauce Meowmeow

"Do you know what 'D.Y.G.I.I.L.Y.I.A.H.S.P.J.T.O.S.' means?"

by beep..boop..bop January 12, 2021

D.O.T.P.J.

Double Over the Pants Job.

Where a girl gives two guys over-the-pants hand jobs at the same time.

"On the bus to formal, me and my bro are gettin' D.O.T.P.J.'s from the same chick like a fucking DJ. I call that bitch Skrillex." -Dom Mazzetti

by Bazooka_Jane March 5, 2013

J.t.p

The best user in the history of Everyplay. Many mistake him for being from the show "The Goldbergs", but he is not. They are in fact three random letters. Some call him Joe the Plumber.

It's a username. Use J.t.p as a noun.

by Definitely not J.t.p May 20, 2018

P.T.J.D

The feeling of regret or dismay after jacking off to someone or something you are not proud of.

Jamal - “Yo Danny Devito how you feeling?”

Danny- “Sad, just got P.T.J.D from watching nugget porn”

by Jaccauley April 29, 2019

T.J.P

A pretty cool person don’t give any fucks

Could hurt someone if they really like to

A person with good agility and reflexes makes wrestling look easy but has a beautiful wife

T.J.P is the greatest technical wrestler of all time

by WWE_JMD April 5, 2021