Crotch Jerky

When she’s not in the mood or dry in the vaginal area.

Damn my girl has have been having hella crotch jerky lately she’s s never in the mood.

by Eatmijello July 18, 2018

fish jerky

The smelly snatch of an old hooker

Goddamn cleetus did you actually eat that fish jerky?!

by dickGlitter March 31, 2018

Jerky in your turkey

Yk what I mean…

Andrew do you put jerky in your turkey?

by Jerkyturkeyman August 9, 2022

Jerky jerker

Someone who likes jacking other people off, sometimes more than one person at a time, usually committing this foul act excessively it is also mainly men doing it to other men.

Can also be said as “jerky jerkin, jerkin jerky” pretty much can be mixed up in any way

Person 1: Yo bro I heard that Wayde is a total jerky jerker!
Person 2: wym?

Person 1: I found out last night he was jerking off Benson and Carl at the same time!

by Repeatswitch August 25, 2022

Boozy Jerky

Mediocre handjob while rocking whiskey dick.

After a night out with the boys my girl gave me a boozy jerky.

by GlizzyD August 31, 2022

Beef Jerky

Equivalent to a salted cow raisin.

Man1: yo man, you want some beef jerky?

Man2: you mean... Cow Raisins? Sure.

by DoesThisRagSmellLikeChloroform April 28, 2022

Beef Jerky

Another name for a Cow Raisin.

Beef Jerky is just salted and flavored Cow Raisins

by DoesThisRagSmellLikeChloroform April 28, 2022