Another word for bacon
by Cratered MoonUnit January 21, 2011
by a very cool and legendary pers October 31, 2021
by a concerned citizen02 November 20, 2013
I made Bumper Jerky from that deer that busted up my car and sold it for the money to fix the damned thing!
by ZuccheroMorte November 14, 2021
The act of masturbating under your covers to the point of being so hot that you sweat, and are forced to rush your orgasm so you can resurface for fresh air.
by Bird-Watcher November 30, 2017
A move typically used by men’s running clubs, the beef jerky backhander is best deployed when 3 or more runners are occupying the same shower together after they’ve hit the pavement & busted out a ‘PB’. The move allows the user to pleasure the man behind him in the shower by placing his hand backwards and jerking the beef of his running companion. Purists often wait until later into the shower so that the skin of the erect penis shrivels in the heat and resembles actual beef jerky.
“Man, I showered with the dragons at lunch and One of them gave me a beef jerky backhander without lube. Apparently he wanted that beef aged.”
by Dragon Voyeur January 01, 2018
by Q-Tippy October 28, 2018