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Japanese Tourist

An Asian national that is visiting the United States. They typically carry cameras and take pictures of many things. They also have a tendency to jabber noisily in Asian languages. People find them a bit on the obnoxious side and tend to make jokes about them. Typically found on the West Coast of North America.
The Japanes Tourist took a picture of the seagull.
by JoesGeo November 5, 2003
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japanese flag

Last nights vindaloo left me with an arse like a Japanese flag!!!
by Chimp Boy July 29, 2003
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Japanese-Massage

A massage technique originating from Japan. This massage involves the massager using her feet to, essentially, step on the person's body, for soothing purposes of course.
"My girlfriend gives great Japanese-massages. ^.^ her massages make me horny so much that I wanna massage her pussy. ^-^"

PS : Not Japanese-massage her pussy; I mean, like, rubbing it with my hands and stuff, to the point where I can stroke her clitoris with my fingers and listen to her hot, sexy, pleasurable moanings. ^.^ ^.^ ^.^
by Dave May 1, 2004
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Japanese Cartoon

TV shows associated with Lolicon (often written as "Loli") due to the frequent depiction of young girls as sex objects.
In some cases used as slang for "Loli".
Synonyms: Anime, Genshin Impact, Child Porn
"Hey did you know Jack watches Japanese Cartoons?"
"EWWWW HE'S A PEDOPHILE??"
by rockyBalboa_05 April 4, 2022
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japanese flyswatter

The act of slapping somebody in the face with your penis after you blow your load in there mouth, causing them to spit it out.
"He bruised my cheek after giving me the old Japanese Flyswatter"
by kingofdablumpkins June 15, 2009
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Japanese girls

For those that can't get white girls.
Do you find yourself too intimated or too geeky to approach attractive white girls? Have you ever tried to talk to and have been rejected by that cute redhead next door, that stunning brunette in history class, or that blonde cheerleader you've always dreamed of? Then worry no more, Japanese girls are here to help you feel lonely no longer! For many years, Japanese girls have provided an alternative way for men to enjoy love and companionship at an easier price. No longer do you have to be that strong quarterback, or that Brad Pitt look-alike just to have those boring doll-faced white girls drooling over you. Countless Japanese girls and most other Asian girls dye their black hair blonde or red and get blue or green eye contacts all the time, which means you get the same qualities you look for in a white girl, but easier. All you have to do to win the hearts of Japanese girls (no matter how nerdy you are) is be either a white guy or a black guy!!!
by honestwhitemanXIII May 2, 2011
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Japanese Roulette

When you have six rice balls, five being filled with beef, the sixth being filled with shit. Which are put in a random order and each person picks a random rice ball. The loser eats a ball of shit.
Person 1: “Why those your mouth smell like shit!?”

Person 2: “JAPANESE ROULETTE!!”
by Roulette Master July 7, 2021
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