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Japanese War Tuba 

An as of yet untested sex act in which the perpetrator, whilst being fellated by the victim, screams "BANZAI!!!!!" and rips a deafening (preferably wet) fart directly in the face of said victim. Extra points are awarded if victim is either drunk from excessive saki or is somehow dressed as a geisha.
"I no longer have a girlfriend after our night in Tokyo ended with a Japanese War Tuba at the hotel."
Japanese War Tuba by Gjers July 10, 2006
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Japanese government 

possibly the most corrupt (not to mention the strangest) government in the world.
one of the representatives in Japan's government includes a masked wrestler who still does not expose his face, even at an assembly. true fact.

Japanese Devil Dog 

When you're having sex with a girl in reverse cow girl position and then she gets up and shits on your dick. Then you cum on your own dick and she sucks it all off.
My wife wanted a japanese devil dog. I divorced her the next day.

Japanese Rain Monocle 

Close to the Japanese Rain Goggles but your man only has one nut sack that drops. Picture the Monopoly guy or Mr. Peanut.
I was trying to give my girl the Japanese Rain Goggle but it was cold and only was able to give her a Japanese Rain Monocle instead.

japanese whammy bar 

When a man has an extremely large boner and the female/male (depending on preferences) grabs the large boner and bends in a very obstructive fashion, which may lead to a crack in the pelvic area.
I was at my friends and he was having a very pleasurable dream and so i decided to give him the japanese whammy bar.

Japanese Onion Ring 

When you piss on someones face, getting it all through an onion ring, then shitting all over their face.
Bro, I so gave this girl a Japanese Onion Ring last night!
Japanese Onion Ring by AlimonyBob October 14, 2011

Japanese Food 

Heaven on Earth
Japanese Food by Y'all are Stupid October 2, 2020