JP drunk

Achieving a state of inebriation that almost causes you to lose all of your friends in one night. Symptoms include slurred political tirades, kicking Gillian in the ribs, denying that you're drunk, denying that you're "kind of a bro", yelling "no! no! no! no!" for no apparent reason, and macking on lesbians.

"Yeah, I was JP drunk last night."
"Yeah, you talked about how you wanted to bang Ellen Degeneres and then you kicked a baby in the face."

by G. G. Allin February 12, 2010

jp

Shortened form of "Japanese". Used in the FFXI gaming environment to refer to Japanese players.

Preferred to other shortened forms like "Jap", which is considered disrepectful.

JP only, ((sorry, I don't understand English)).

My JP friend gave me these balance rings, I'm so lucky to be a linkshell with JP players.

It's hard to play with JP players because of translation issues, but they really rock in combat.

by Moonbug October 29, 2004

JP

v. An acronym for the phrase Junk Punch.

Stop being an ass, or else I'll JP you.

by Massimo2112 September 13, 2007

JP

junior partier; inexperienced party goer

did u see that kid try n do that keg stand he threw up all over himself, what a JP.

this guy is really struggling to crack that blunt, lol what a JP

by Mr. Raxby Haledocious December 22, 2010

jp-ing

a word that means just playing ( aka my word bitches)

person 1- you suck
person 2- why
person 1- idk. i was jp-ing

by melindaaaa November 19, 2004

JP (Jurrassic Park)

(1)Nick name for Central Playground in Orange, NJ
(2) A stretch of land in Orange NJ that goes from White Castle to Central Playground
(3) My hood!!

ex... Where u from? answer...JP (Jurrassic Park) ALL DAY!

by Original JP chick April 12, 2011

JP

one who loves feet & everything about them. especially the toes

JP was licking that girls toe dude

by urbanuser2929298129 July 6, 2018