israel

trash. they kill ppl for more land. BOYCOTT MCDONALDS, STARBUCKS, ETC!

girl: FREE ISRAEL!
boy: from the map? sure!!
girl: wtf do u mean?
boy: israel is shit, its also a pick me i mean, js LOOK AT ITS NAME! it says is real they try so hard js to be real even though they arent. they also kill ppl living in gaza for land, ALL THE WAY FROM 1940s.

girl: oh, my parents say the opposite.... ill look it up..
1 min later...
girl: oh, ur right...
boy: told ya, lets do what we gotta do.
girl: yess
both: FREE PALESTINE!

by p0oki3b3@r January 18, 2024

Israeled

To be Israeled is to let someone borrow something you own for a short amount of time but they then claim it for their own and when you try to take it back they kill you.

“The man Israeled John’s hat and would not give it back”

by Intergalactic Word Guy January 4, 2024

Israeled

The act of taking an underdeveloped asset and turning it into a real-life miracle against all odds.

- Wow, this little old trinket has really been Israeled! I want it so much right now I could kill for it!

by NotEverEver December 29, 2023

Israeled

When someone fucks around, and then finds out harder than he could ever imagine.

Jack tried to sucker punch Jon, got Israeled by Jon and he is now paralyzed from the neck down.

by Gnomeowar December 27, 2023

israeled

It's a ridiculous antisemitic word. You all have lost your minds! Maybe there should be a word like Pallyied as Palestinians have their own agenda being petrified under Hamas they have to lie how they are being treated or off with their heads. When you're Pallyied a good example is a Palestinian will spit in your eye and tell you it's raining so then you have been pallyied! Clever isn't it?

When a Muslim spitz in your eye and tells you it's raining! You've been pallyied because Israeled is not a word

by live in peace December 27, 2023

Israel Supporters

People who laugh when someone says Americans should give back the land they stole to Native Americans, but scream and shout “ISRAEL WAS HERE 2000 YEARS AGO!” when someone says Israeli settlers have no rightful claim to Palestinian lands.

Israel supporters clog the halls of Congress and the media

by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023

Israel

When you steal someone's house and then get shocked when they hate you as a result

Najda: "You are such an Israel"
Yochanan: "And if I don't Israel it, someone else will"

by VivaPalestina June 15, 2025