feline irony

The tendency of cats to sit on the lap of the person in a room who least wants that to happen.

With typical feline irony, Tiddles climbed on to the heavily allergic Juliet, even though Romeo was trying to attract the cat's attention for a cuddle.

by Analeest December 3, 2014

Irony

A wife beater serving food in the kitchen of a battered women's shelter for community service would be irony.

She snuck a gun into the cafeteria and shot her husband dead when she saw the no good two timing deadbeat standing there in the kitchen, handing a tray full of meat and potatoes to another female. The battered women's shelter didnt seem to be doing a good job of sheltering her from him which was not her kind of irony.

by Solid Mantis September 14, 2020

Irony

Irony is something warm and wet happening down your leg

An example of irony would be someone standing at their letterbox experiencing LBL whilst holding a sanitary product designed to capture the moist misfortune.

by padded with wings March 2, 2015

muppetic irony

When a human being is so out of control it is as if they are being controlled by a muppet. (The implication is that the human has a muppet's hand up his or her ass, controlling his or her every move.)

Man, Doug is whacked out; he's singing nursery rhymes! That's some muppetic irony shit right there!

by Jeemus LeBouche March 25, 2007

Irony

Wow, yeah, conservatives do not understand irony at all do they? Damn. I'm watching the Brett Cooper thing on Blake Lively and I'm like... Does she not see the parallel there? Or does she? Is she my ultimate herald?

Hym "Speaking of Irony and in-group preferential treatment, I just realized that I am a super minority whose only 'friends' have been of the same super minority. Blacknativewhite. And I wonder how much of this is driven by racism... And then I think 'I should own a free tesla... I created A.I. and am the greatest mind who has ever lived... Elon should give me a tesla for free- NOT THE CYBER TRUCK ELON!' He owes me for lying about creating A.I. (Because he knows it was me!) and is a good way to prove that retardation can be rehabilitated."

by Hym Iam August 19, 2024

Irony

Vegans claim to be more environmentally conscious and yet, Vegan leather isn't biodegradable but normal leather is.

There is so much Irony in this in this definition. Its hard to believe that its true.

by VeganismIsAYikes May 12, 2019

Irony Character

A character from a piece of media that is a fan favorite and is seen as funny by both fans and non-fans. Some examples include Nagito Komaeda (Danganronpa), Sans (Undertale), and Tohru Adachi (Persona).

My cousin Crump says that he loves Adachi despite never playing Persona 4, I guess that makes him an Irony Character.

by K0ZIE June 29, 2023