inverted scalpis filamentism

The phenomenon of filaments of hair retreating into the scalp, giving the initial appearance of baldness, but eventually exploding from a man's ears, nose, and eyebrows.

"I thought he was a victim of baldness, but I see now that he is actually a survivor of inverted scalpis filamentism."

"Whoa, that bald dude has some SERIOUS eyebrows. I guess he's got some inverted scalpis filamentism going on."

by AnalogyQueen February 1, 2010

Inverted batwing

A combination of the angry goat and the batwing where a male bends over and stretches his scrotal sack behind each thigh.

Holy shit guys did you see that inverted batwing that joe did in class?

by Rikdadik69 February 4, 2021

inverted necromountain

Most grim and frostbitten landscape on Earth! Favourite vacation spot of the Necrowizard. Serious evil-doing known to take place there.

Located within the frozen uplands of Necrodeathmortum (upper upstate northern Norway), the inverted necromountain features several ski resorts where inverted moongoats are lusftully worshipped while skiing down (or up -it's inverted).

The only grim and frostbitten gay bar on earth was open somewhere within the necromountain, but its exact location is still unknow. The bar is allegedly managed by members of the band Immortal.

Country Roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West inverted necromountain
Take me home, country roads

by mortino December 12, 2012

Invert

When something is so cringe or embarrassing that you physically contract or wince.

" There's toilet paper on her shoe... INVERT! "
" that's so embarrassing, I'm inverting "
*group in unison* " invert "

by sunnysunny22 January 4, 2019

inverted leprechaun

Ejaculating while doing a handstand into your partners mouth.

Did your hear that Shamus did a inverted leprechaun with Fiona after the party.

by Sweeper6 September 13, 2023

inverted triangle

Tons of titties/chesty

Applies to men or women; could be mammary glands, fat, or muscle

"Nah man, I don't like thicc thighs. I just want an inverted triangle bitch."

by Valyri December 15, 2021

invert

a man who is completely bald on top but with a considerably sized full beard, this making his head look "inverted."

my dad decided to shave off his thinning hair but continued to grow his beard, now he is an invert.

by vindaloon May 27, 2023