night piping

an ominous way to say you’re going to sodomize your buddy later that night

Bro 1: “I was thinking about going Night Piping with Garret later”
Bro 2: “Can I come along? That sounds dangerous”
Bro 1: “I don’t think you know what I’m saying.. dawg..”
Bro 2: “Ohhh that gay shit”

by NotPorbeans June 3, 2019

Night freaks

When you get up to go to the toilet in the night and when your done you run back to the bed as quickly as you can as you can sense a evil presence.

Night freaks occur often when one has a weak bladder

by Ghosthunter88 March 3, 2017

mother of the night

similar to 'mother of god' but with more thunderclap.

jeff: shit the store closed at 9 pm!
finn: mother of the night!

by mysterymeatball July 12, 2014

HoJo night

HoJo night
Time spent (generally between the hours of 12 and 4AM) in a Howard Johnson Hotel, in which one refuses to sleep for an unidentified reason. Rambling, having deep conversations, jamming to music and acting like a middle schooler are typically encouraged.

Carl: Why are you making such bad jokes?
Sally: Well, you see, last night was a HoJo night.
Carl: OH, I understand perfectly!
Sally: What?

by sallysal January 13, 2009

trump in the night

An unnecessary disturbance caused by a person who has a pathological need for attention.

These presidential tweets have no substance; they are a trump in the night.

by smjgJsbjgsm July 28, 2018

Night vale

Things are weird and gay.

In night vale there are weird and gay things

by one_hell_of_a_gay July 1, 2021

frank night

When a woman goes out, gets drunk, sleeps with complete stranger, and goes home one pair of panties shy of a wardrobe. Not knowing his name, he becomes known as Frank to her friends

You came home with no panties again Chrissy. Did you have another Frank night?

by Latenite007 March 26, 2016