international beat-off day

a very offensive and derogatory term for Labor Day (in North America and Thanksgiving Day (in Canada only).

international beat-off day is an offensive term because on these days otherwise productive male members of the North American workforce simply sit at home doing diddly-squat and beat off to porn. Too bad Thanksgiving is not celebrated in Canada during the month of Brovember.

by Sexydimma September 17, 2014

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international convention

International convention or IC is a once a year event where Jewish teens "come to touch boobies and get their dick sucked" -Hoodie Allen.

The dance floor at international convention is a fucking orgy.

by JEWish March 12, 2015

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internal laughter

Sometimes you can't laugh when you know something was hilarious. Or laughing on the inside.

It was funny I swear it caused me internal laughter

by PentaDan September 12, 2016

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internal breakdown

Having a mental breakdown inside your head but not showing it externally or just surpresssing it. You how sometimes you stare into space and you have a poker face but people know something is going through your head, it’s like that but all day.

Person 1: Hey do you have the keys to the car?

Person 2: ...

Person: I guess he’s having an internal breakdown, I’ll leave him alone

by sweetdevilprince October 10, 2017

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interestify

To purposefully mishear in order to make more interesting

Person 1: Yea apparently Bob and Sheila are going through a divorce
Person 2: Bob and Sheila are eating through a horse?
Person 1: What?? No, they're getting a divorce
Person 1: Oh, thats way less interesting, so I had to interestify it.

by DarthDeadPool May 6, 2018

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