Internetainment

Entertainment via Internet. This word was created by two Youtubers, Rhett and Link, who defined themselves as internetainers.

Rhett and Link, iJustine and MysteryGuitarMan are great internetainers; they make good internetainment!

by Steph-9 November 7, 2011

Internet thug

One who usually does not have friends in the real world. Because of this, they resort to thugging it up on the internet. If you saw them in real life, you'd probably laugh. Quite popular on MMORPG's.

Codie- NICE ABYSS SKULL ROFL
Codie- SIT SON SIT
Player1-Wow dude, stfu. You're annoying.
Codie- ROFL NOOB I OWN U
Player1- Get a life, ethug.
Codie- U FAIL SON
Player2- Why's there so many internet thugs?
Player1- I don't know, bro.

by Arnold Schwarzanegger February 23, 2010

Dante's The Inferno

Quite possibly one of the most influential books in an entire era. Dante Aligheri is the author of The Inferno which is an epic story of how Dante crosses the nine circles of hell. The poetic form is what is currently known as a tursa rema. Dante himself was the first writer who entered Europe into the Renaissance because of his reforms in writing and his general genius and influence over an entire continent.

"Through me the way is to the city dolent; Through me the way is to eternal dole; Through me the way among the people lost. Justice incited my sublime Creator; Created me divine Omnipotence, The highest Wisdom and the primal Love. Before me there were no created things, Only Eterne, and I eternal last. All hope abandon, ye who enter in!"
-Inscription of the gates of hell Canto III

by Dante Alighieri September 9, 2005

International Baccalaureate

Ah, the IB. First off, know that students who have lived through this torturous academic programme (by which all moral and ethical codes are violated) will be viable candidates for the local loony bin. This malicious and significantly sadistic programme is aimed to crucify even the most academically gifted students internationally, and typically transforms once creative and intelligent teenagers into braindead vegetables suffering from crippling levels of anxiety and insomnia; students are typically known to exude either arrogance of the grandest magnitude, or non-existing levels of self-esteem/confidence. Arguably so, a beneficial side-affect of the IB is the mastery of bullshitting your way through and out of any situation humanly possible.

The International Baccalaureate programme is also commonly referred to as 'Hell', and the typical IB student is commonly described as neurotic, and may be referred to as a veteran.

**side note, IB students are also commonly moulded into Grammar Nazis

"I... I like pain." - said the IB student (most likely in their second year, now immune to all forms of trauma and deprivation)

by GenZGrammarNazi November 8, 2019

Internet Coma

When you are sitting on your couch, feet up on the coffee table, laptop on your lap. 4-10 hours later you are in an entirely prone position with your legs off the edge of the coffee table and your head on the seat cushion. You become completely unresponsive to your surroundings.

Loss of peripheral vision, amnesia, severely reduced motor function ability, and drooling with one eye closed are common symptoms.

I got online this morning to check my email and mess around on facebook for a bit. Next thing I know it's 7pm, my legs are totally numb, and I have this nasty trail of dried drool down my chin. That internet coma completely ruined my day!

by Joe Salone December 28, 2010

internalized oppression

The new triggered meme

Zarna Joshi is the founder of the internalized oppression meme, thought h3h3 productions got the meme started

by brendons_forehead November 5, 2016

International Sandwich

A sandwich which is made up of whatever happens to be in the fridge at the time. All left overs, prepared lunches for the next day, saved deserts, and pretty much anything else but what's in the crisper. Those partaking in creation of such sandwiches are usually drunk, or sleepwalking.

#1 Rule of making the International Sandwich:
Nothing that is used in any way during construction can put back in the fridge or be usable afterward.

I'm just tryin' to make an International Sandwich.
Why you gotta go and bother me on MY time?

by Willom September 12, 2009