intelligent math

A cryptic term that is part of the closing credits of some random anime show. Apparantly, the Japanese think it makes sense. More generally, it is a potentially positive modifier that may be applied to a person.

She's intelligent math.

by Scalabrini December 31, 2003

Intellectual Cock Slap

When a man utilizes his logic, reasoning and aptitude to destroy a woman's irrational argument that is largely based on emotional appeal. In the most serious of cases, a man will incapacitate and humiliate a woman so severely with his words that it is akin to him unzipping his pants and slapping her repeatedly across her face with his penis.

John: "Yo bro did you see that politics debate between Mike and Laura yesterday?"
Fred: "Yeah man, Mike gave her an intellectual cock slap right in front of everyone"
John: "Dude she got hit up so hard it looked like she was getting bruised!"

by thequiksilvr December 20, 2012

intelligent design

A theory that evolution is wrong, and the world was created and maintained by Mr.Chuck Norris. This is almost certainly true, the only flaw may be the fact that Chuck Norris has not roundhouse kicked the idiot christians who say intelligent design is about god's heads up there asses.....yet.

Idiot Christian: Intelligent design is about god. Wait why is the door open?

(roundhouse kick like noise)

Idiot Christian: OH MY GOD!! AGHHHHH GAHGG ALEGRA! (dies)

by Stan Lightsaber May 6, 2006

bootleg intellectual

An "intellectual" whose writings are based on opinions (which any asshole could write), and not a substantial amount of scholarly research. Michael Eric Dyson's book: Is Bill Cosby Right? or has the Black Middle Class Lost Its Mind is a great example. What kind of title is that? He's not a scholar, he's what capitalism produces.

I'm about to get the new young jeezy, and michael eric dyson's book.
Oh yeah?, but isn't he like a scholar?
naw, man he's a bootleg intellectual.

by ArianaJ December 14, 2006

intelligent design

Irreducible complexity, defined by imbeciles that spend meaningless lives selling half-truths and whole lies to anyone that still wants God in classrooms. The closest thing to a legitimate argument for intelligent design is pointing out flaws in the current theory of evolution. I.D. by definition is not and can never be science, because it is based upon an element beyond human understanding creating life. The scientific method can't be applied, because it's not a "scientific theory" that can be tested or something for which evidence can be collected, only a "theory" that people believe based upon their own understanding of the issue.

Intelligent design is almost like science, without the science part. But it sure got popular fast

by the epitome of greatness July 6, 2008

Armchair intellectuals

A person who spends their free time wirting pointless letters and posting worthless comments in local newspapers, A person who watches daytime TV quiz shows such as Eggheads, The Chase and Pointless. He will always say how much more interteligent, he is, than the contestants on said shows. A person who thinks they know everything about anything, when really they don't. A person who reads the Socialist Worker newspaper and buys the Big Issue, to show his grassroots views when actually, he lives in a council house.

Joe thinks he could do better on Eggheads and claims to know everything. The man is full of shit Armchair intellectuals

by kent brockman March 20, 2013

Intellectually challenged

Words that Americans who believes in Political Correctness use to describe people they consider are less educated, brain damaged, with inferior genetics or from any other culture they judge inferior.

I want to provide services to disadvantaged people here in Bariloche, Argentina as I do in Billings, Montana, USA but a local woman suggested it would be more appropriate for me to go to the Hospital and help folding bandages because people I was talking about would have the attitude that I am there just to laugh a them. I consider people with the attitude she described to be intellectually challenged. If the majority are of the victim mindset, I would not enjoy living in that area.

by AguaXP May 21, 2008