Instagram

An app for iPhone and android where one can post a picture and get likes and people can comment on the picture.

Julia: Hey Caroline, go like my Instagram picture!!
Caroline: I already did and I commented

by turnersmith April 12, 2015

Instagram

An app that people use to post pics, comment on pics, like pics, follow people, get followed, and so on.

OMG! @_queen_of_the_narwhals_ has a great INSTAGRAM account! you should follow her! (don't stalk her)

by _NARWHALZ_ February 2, 2015

instagram fit girl

Girl that gets dressed up for an Instagram picture that makes it look like she worked out but really didn't do anything.

Instagram fit girl No gains doesn't lift fake lifter

by RommRomanov December 31, 2015

instabake

1. When one inhales a large amount of hash and marijuana, upon the exhale of smoke, one may or may not be insta-baked - the instant sensation of being "baked" has completely entered your body and you are lifted and shifted, higher than the ceiling.

"Instabaked by hash nigga"

by zootedandbooted August 15, 2012

instagram apology

The act of making a shallow, public apology on the internet via social media (Instagram, Facebook, Youtube, etc.) rather than performing actions that would resolve the issue at hand.

The origin of the definition arose when Macklemore Instagramed his apology text to Kendrick Lamar stating that Lamar "got robbed" after he won Best Rap Album at the Grammys late January 2014.

"Mr. President, the people demand that you respond regarding the NSA leaks!"

"Don't worry, just send out an Instagram Apology and it will go away in a few weeks."

"Or we could... you know, stop spying on people?"

"What kind of option is that?

by HostileChemistry February 1, 2014

Instagram Identity Crisis (I.I.C)

When you don't post on Instagram for long periods of time or constantly post and delete pictures because they don't go with your feed. Or you don't know what your next Instagram theme is gonna be.

Jack: I went with a black and white theme for insta because I'm going through an Instagram Identity Crisis (I.I.C) and can't think of a new aesthetic

by thatsochocolate January 21, 2016

instagram goober

Also known as Instagram fuck boys, post inspirational quotes or usually post something similar to the girl they trying to Holla atropine she slides in his DM's.

William is a straight Instagram goober bruh.

by ispeaktruths213 April 16, 2016