Wallet Rape

Being forced to hand over money to your bitch to avoid the consequences

Dave: I got wallet raped last nite!

John: She threated not to give you head?

Dave: No, this time she refused to do the laundry unless I gave her a fifty

John: That sucks. What a rapist!

by billycakes October 25, 2009

Light wallet

You don’t have your v card

“ I have a light wallet cause I lost my v card”

by B6o9b June 4, 2018

ghetto wallet

A plastic sandwich baggie filled with your loose change or cash.

Manng! I lost all my change because my ghetto wallet got a hole in it!!

by ShipwreckFullFathom555 March 28, 2016

Wallet murder

When something is so expensive that you can feel your wallet die inside.

That purse is so expensive, it's wallet murder.

by xevonline May 31, 2013

The wallet trick

Prank where two people, (the prankers), sit down on the left and right next to the targeted person. One pranker tells the target they want to show them the wallet trick and asks for the targets wallet. The target hands over the wallet, And the first pranker quickly tosses the wallet over the head of target, the second pranker catches the wallet over the targets head and then throws it down into the lap of the target, aiming to hit them in the genitals with their own wallet.

“I’m going to kill Tim and Ben later, they did the Wallet trick on me today during lunch and they got me right in the nuts.”

by V date May 11, 2020

Nigga Wallet

A wallet niggas tuck their saggy balls in that are too long. “Their ass-hole”

Damn my Nigga Wallet has been itching lately, i think its because i have dick cheese

by FrugelBottoms December 31, 2021

wallet cramp

A conditon where your butt gets a cramp on one side because of your wallet being in your back pocket. Usually occurs on long car rides.

Guy: When I was going to california last month I got an intense wallet cramp.
Girl: You poor thing

by jailbooked January 22, 2011