one in the pipe

The act of farting and producing a noxious odour, due to needing the bathroom immanently - there is one in your 'pipe'.

Dave let rip and his drinking buddies guffawed and covered their noses.

"One in the pipe, old son?" Inquired Pete with a wink.

by Gary Mabutt June 18, 2008

one in the chamber

anything awaiting release; could be a terd, a rhyme in battle, something on your mate or the most popular use: a slug with a nigga's name on it

I got one in the chamber for da ass

by acdegrees November 12, 2004

stick one in the bin

To reserve a pint of beer for a friend who is not yet at the bar. Payment is usually made in advance.

I'll have a pint of Old Scrote, Landlord. Can you stick one in the bin for Pete - he'll be along in 10 minutes.

by Charles Big-Potatoes November 30, 2017

one in the chamber

The phenomenon of a turd suddenly and forcefully entering the rectum, signaling an urgent need to expel it.

Oh, man, where's the bathroom...I got one in the chamber.

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

two in the cooch, one in the gooch

The act of sticking to fingers into a hermaphrodites cooch and one into it's gooch. It tickles.

"Damn that hermy's goochy coochy was off the heezy last night! I stuck two in the cooch, one in the gooch!"

by LaceDogg January 4, 2008

two in the cunny, one in the runny

the pointer and the middle finger in the Vag and the pinky in the bum hole where the runny poo comes from!

Spook thinks that two in the cunny, one in the runny is funny

by Spooka1234 October 10, 2009

one in a million

Being conceived even though both birth control and a condom were used.

Dude, how did she get pregnant, I fucking used a condom and she used birth control, that's like one in a million.

by Cazo March 18, 2009