Friends

Friends are nice shy and won’t hurt you... when you first meet them. Once you are good friends with them, they will jump on you and laugh with you. My friends and me are VERY annoying. Make a friend. You might get a bruise but you will be ok. :>

Other kids: you and your friends are so annoying
Me and my friends: Thank you

by A very annoying alpaca May 21, 2018

Friends

Something you don’t have.

Person 1: Dude, where are all of your friends, all I see are two cardboard boxes? Person 2: Those are my friends.

by R u a stalker? October 4, 2018

Friend

On that u hang out with

He is m friend

by Hot box December 12, 2019

Friends

Two people who say they’re friends when they’re really not.

“They’re friends! You all know what friends means..” Dinah says before winking into a smirk, as Lauren shoots her a warning glare and Camila looks down at the floor shyly with a face as red as a tomato. “Friends are fun!” says Ally before giving an innocently oblivious laugh.

by Koala from Havana January 30, 2019

Friend

A mystical creature most men have never met

jane: will you be my friend?
Anne: no

by Krakendakon September 27, 2020

Friend

Someone who shows you their boobs because they love you.

Virginia showed me her boobs so she is my friend.

by VirginiasFriend January 27, 2021

Friend

Another way of saying “not alone buddy”

We’re not friends we’re just not alone buddy’s :3

by KayaFakeKat March 4, 2021