Ian

Adjective: stuttering, awkward control freak.
someone who can sit in a room for extended periods of time amongst friends and family and say nothing, only laughing nervously and talking about everything from his perspective!

"I wish this ian would bring somthing to the conversation" "he, he, he.

Ian - "It's all done to me,I'm not responsible for anything"

by oldblihqegobveit April 10, 2009

Ian

A nublet who tries to appear cool by hanging out with the people he deems to be "cool." Within the group he hangs out with, he usually says little to nothing, smiles and laughs like a child, and says "What?" in an incredulous manner everytime you make fun of him. He is extremely easy to make fun of, having no "backbone" of any sort, and only responds with his classic "What?" expression. You are able to control, manipulate and take whatever you want from him, as he will not fight back or refuse.

God, Ian, why are you such a nublet?

by Justin Chang July 28, 2008

Ian

Ian that has a green eye colour and chestnut hair he loves to drink an energy drinks he is hard and he is cool code for a hot guy he is sexy af if he finds a girl that he likes he will fall in love with her forever he is a good father when he was younger he wanted a house and live with his friends usally his best friend is will and sam

Omg it's Ian he is peng

by Wastemans team June 21, 2017

Ian

A complete asshole and utter douchebag. Has commitment issues and can be manipulated and controlled easily, usually by witches.

Ian has commitment issues

by An angry ex April 20, 2019

Ian

One who is never correct

That guy is an ian

by Brad_is_better_than_ian July 6, 2017

Ian

ian is a dumb cunt who thinks he is cool but isn't at all. :)

Gosh ian is sooo dumb.

by yoyoyoyoyhjhjhjh November 19, 2018

Ian

Ultimate white man. Uses phrases such as; I came refreshingly, that was phenomenal and I feel like a million bucks. Enjoys watches, doing taxes and golf.

Ian enjoys doing tax returns whilst watching golf.

by T0nka March 6, 2017