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Ian

Adjective: stuttering, awkward control freak.
someone who can sit in a room for extended periods of time amongst friends and family and say nothing, only laughing nervously and talking about everything from his perspective!
"I wish this ian would bring somthing to the conversation" "he, he, he.

Ian - "It's all done to me,I'm not responsible for anything"
by oldblihqegobveit April 10, 2009
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Ian

A nublet who tries to appear cool by hanging out with the people he deems to be "cool." Within the group he hangs out with, he usually says little to nothing, smiles and laughs like a child, and says "What?" in an incredulous manner everytime you make fun of him. He is extremely easy to make fun of, having no "backbone" of any sort, and only responds with his classic "What?" expression. You are able to control, manipulate and take whatever you want from him, as he will not fight back or refuse.
God, Ian, why are you such a nublet?
by Justin Chang July 28, 2008
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Ian

Ultimate white man. Uses phrases such as; I came refreshingly, that was phenomenal and I feel like a million bucks. Enjoys watches, doing taxes and golf.
Ian enjoys doing tax returns whilst watching golf.
by T0nka March 6, 2017
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Ian

A weird kid that can be ok sometimes. But only sometimes.
"hey you know that kid? He's really weird and annoying but he's ok"

Oh yeah, that's Ian
by ThatOneKid91 June 6, 2018
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Ian

He’s a really nice guy. He loves his hair more than his boyfriend. He’s fat and gay also. He’s also Asian.
Wow that Ian is fat and gay.
by QWERTY is fat April 22, 2019
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Ian

Synonym for retarded fucking dumbass
Has a 1 inch pincher
Has a strong cent of pennies
Autistic kid walks by*
Everyone: IAN
by Everyone in PLHS June 6, 2019
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Ian

A complete asshole and utter douchebag. Has commitment issues and can be manipulated and controlled easily, usually by witches.
by An angry ex April 20, 2019
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