A term coined in November of 2020 referring to the men on social media pretending to be cowboys, or pretending to do activities most generally considered to be those of actual landowners and beef producers. They most generally live in a populated urban center (town), renters, drive a truck that has the suspension altered in way to guarantee life-long front end problems, gives free advertising to hunting/outdoor companies (Salt Life) in the form of stickers on the back windshield of said wore-out truck, wears apparel designed for those who rodeo and/or work cattle when in actuality they are sacred of large animals. Other characteristics: Avid hunters of other people’s land, over extended on credit, 50% chance non-completion of high school, when asked what there favorite music is...it’s always Red Dirt.
Kyle, Chad, and Derek have really turned into a bunch of internet cowboys since they retired from gay porn.
by Tipofthedtoya November 10, 2020
Get the Internet Cowboymug. People from the U.P who dress in a flannel, work boots, and a Stormy Kromer while sometimes carrying a gun.
Yo what's with all these Yooper Cowboys lately?
You can tell when it's buck season because the Yooper Cowboys come out in full force.
You can tell when it's buck season because the Yooper Cowboys come out in full force.
by tilsby November 12, 2018
Get the Yooper Cowboymug. It’s the answer to dumb questions or questions you do not want to answer. Mostly to personal questions, but this is the answer to any serious question.
by Thatplayer58 January 20, 2021
Get the Go Cowboys!mug. by TheFridgeMaster November 30, 2009
Get the Penis Cowboymug. Condition in which one worked so hard he can't get a full erection, but the callouses developed riding in the saddle makes the penis feel hard.
Mike: After all these years on horseback I think I may have given myself ED.
Jane: yeah but at least you're cowboy hard
Mike: *silence*
Jane: yeah but at least you're cowboy hard
Mike: *silence*
by Gonna Be Dumb, Better be Tough April 21, 2014
Get the cowboy hardmug. Someone, who can zone out in every situation.
They are bad at multitasking, but have thousands of thoughts at the same time.
They are bad at multitasking, but have thousands of thoughts at the same time.
by Space cowboy itself October 14, 2021
Get the Space Cowboymug. A homosexual male that has the ejaculate of other men on his face, while riding other men's penises for large periods of time, encompassing entire days.
by HazardousHap November 24, 2010
Get the Sticky Cowboymug.