Ink poisoning

GABRIELLE ISAACS

The girl accidentally but the front of her pen when the pen weigh ink was out and 10 minutes later her stomach and throat were having a weird burning... then she started slowly going more ditsy(like bumping into someone) or saying crazy things she was self diagnosed with ink poisoning but her friends and mom said she didn’t have it and they were wrong
Ps. Her friend counted her

D= dead if Uk Uk

by Sara k😝 September 20, 2019

Ink ceiling

The career and relationship limitations you create for yourself by getting difficult to conceal tattoos

I got fired from Walmart because my manager saw my racist tattoos, if I’m not employed I break my parole, frickin’ ink ceiling

by Baldy Solo January 30, 2022

Ink

Colourful and staining (believe me, hella hard to get our of clothes and fingers) liquid that comes out of tips of pens; not to be consumed under any circumstances as death and poisoning will most surely follow.

Harry: Hey, Ron, can you pass me that ink pot?
Ron: No, I can't.
Harry: (blasts Ron into oblivion)

(Remember to always share because you never know who you might save).

by AMBG88 December 28, 2020

Ink poop

COPE! COOOOPE! I knew you would say that! And I knew you'd do the only thing you ever do (which is the most liberal debate tactic you can employ). Every point of contention explodes in to a nebulous inky cloud. Every instance of a thing happening is "TOO nuanced" to make any definitive statements. So, you squirt out you little ink poop and swim away I'll the squid you are.

A literal squid "That's just how relationships work, guys! Your wife just leaves you for the first fat-cocked retard she meets and that's just how things work! But Hym isn't roght though because Eeh! *Ink poop* Women aren't just fucking me because I have 1 million dollars. Myron isn't right because Eeh! *Ink poop*"

by Hym Iam December 14, 2023

Inking

Jerking off your friend with one hand while getting a tattoo on the other.

Ethan came up to me with his pants down while i was getting my left hand tatted. So i started inking him with my right. Nothing Shameful about it!

by NotAsockPuppet March 25, 2024

Ink!Sans

Ink!Sans is the protector of all AU's and most commonly known from an online series called "Underverse" He is also Bug/Elliot's wife :3

Ink!Sans is cool I think

by InkSansOnlyHusband June 25, 2025

When the photocopier runs out of ink

A remark made after a counterfeit or fake item, that was falsely being presented as an original, is exposed, typically due to the discovery of the original, followed by a visual comparison of the two. The phrase can also used without the appearance of the original item, in situations where the imitation item malfunctions or breaks in a manner that would not be seen in the original.

Guy #1: Did you see Doeshii's alligator album cover getting exposed for just being a copy of Shah's alligator album cover, with the only difference being she used an albino alligator?

Guy#2: Yes I saw! You know thats what happens when the photocopier runs out of ink!

by JesusChristsDad March 22, 2025