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Filled to the brim with judgement and the smell of cow crap with hints of teen pregnancy and home grown weed. Where you can find a potato as the high school mascot and the secretaries at the school are all sleeping with the coaches. The local average age is 72.
Visitors welcome just make sure you’re willing to change everything about yourself to fit in. If you ain’t Mormon- you will be or else.
Filled to the brim with judgement and the smell of cow crap with hints of teen pregnancy and home grown weed. Where you can find a potato as the high school mascot and the secretaries at the school are all sleeping with the coaches. The local average age is 72.
Visitors welcome just make sure you’re willing to change everything about yourself to fit in. If you ain’t Mormon- you will be or else.
by Disgruntled & Trapped November 21, 2024
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by Blonde maclak January 4, 2025
Get the End of Idaho predator mug.A mysterious once in a life time event where corn farmers come out from all over the united states to idaho to celebrate this festival. it begins with the smallest (penis length) farmer climbs the 1,400 pound 15 foot copper dildo and then empties his entire prostate onto the crowd of viewers, once that is complete they storm the copper dildo and knock him over and then they stampede him, then cum onto his seizing body. Then, they all gather into a giant corn shaped crowd and they all face the left, each person takes off their pants and then fuck each other in a giant congo line and deplete what little cum they have left over, while each of them eat a sweet corn on the cob, and then once everyone is done eating they stick it into the persons ass that they were fucking. and they spin in a 180 and the person that was infront of them is now facing them then they eat the corn of the cob out their ass.
Dave- "I went to the Idaho Corn Cum Festival recently, it was amazing"
KyleJusChillin- "What the fuck?"
KyleJusChillin- "What the fuck?"
by NotLizard08 July 12, 2025
Get the Idaho Corn Cum Festival mug.Salmon Idaho, A beautiful little town in the middle of b.f.e. idaho with grocery store that charges considerably more than they need to, you can shop anywhere you want as long as it's in the window of Monday- Friday 10 am- 7pm if you are lucky. They have a barbershop with a totally hot barber she is super nice also. Salmon also has plenty of drugs if you are interested it's not hard to find whatever you are looking for.... sometimes easier than buying groceries.
I will drive hours from anywhere in idaho to get to salmon Idaho, and turn around and drive hours back to civilization.
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