by that dog eater boi February 27, 2019
Get the Squishy Hippo mug.A hippo-crite is a term used for when fat person makes fun of another fat person based on weight. The average hippo-crite will most likely wear a big sweater so that their fat won't jiggle as much, they usually target a person who is either the same size of him/her or bigger. In some rare cases a hippo-crite will sometimes insult someone who is smaller than him/her( like chubby or slightly plump). The best thing you can do when you see a hippo-crite in action is to quickly and without mercy, call them out on their BS, point out the sweater that he/she wears and if needed, make an example of them. Trust me, a reality check would really help them out in the future.
hippo-crite: HA! look at this fat ass with his double whopper tits. Was your body naturally born made of jell-o.
You*calling him out*: Oh please bitch when you take off your jacket, your gut and tits imitate a waterfall. You take small steps so you don't quake the earth and wear a big ass sweater so that your gut won't imitate ocean waves whenever you breathe. Your such a hippo-crite
You*calling him out*: Oh please bitch when you take off your jacket, your gut and tits imitate a waterfall. You take small steps so you don't quake the earth and wear a big ass sweater so that your gut won't imitate ocean waves whenever you breathe. Your such a hippo-crite
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by anonymous January 10, 2021
Get the velvet hippo mug.A sexual procedure preformed by a woman or a man on a man. The act of eating or chewing on the mans testicles as a hungry hungry hippo would do to the balls in the game.
- Hey Mikey i heard that girl gave you a hungry hungry hippo.
- Mate it wasnt just her, we were playing four player!
- Ew.
- Mate it wasnt just her, we were playing four player!
- Ew.
by Levi B. December 16, 2007
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by Phil Martin October 31, 2004
Get the hippo-crocca-dogga-pig mug.A really huge pain in the but. Related words referring to big issues and smaller tissues: hippocrite, hippothermia, hippoallergenic, hippopotamiss
Look, I'm not exagerrating rating you as a hippocrite, for being such and old fuddy duddy holier than thou.
by Hercolena Oliver May 4, 2008
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Formed by projecting both index fingers from forehead to form hippo ears, and then bending knees.
Formed by projecting both index fingers from forehead to form hippo ears, and then bending knees.
by Señorita Christine March 14, 2009
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