Hypocrite

A girl usually named Anita or Iris

Iris is such a hypocrite

by John Aaron Smith July 7, 2018

HYPOCRITE

isa. its isa. thats your fucking answer.

person two: imagine playing on mobile
person one: yeah, the game controls are all over the place so i'll agree with you
person two: stfu man no one asked you to talk
person three: no one asked you to either
person three: fucking hypocrite

by someone called mura May 17, 2022

hypocrite

me

I'm a hypocrite

by ☃︎ October 23, 2023

Hypocrite

One who has over 1,000 friends on Facebook but keeps their profile on the highest security settings possible.

Joe: "Hey wanna creep on that hot girl on Facebook?"

Bob: "Sure, let's see here...."

"...Ugh, she has 2300 friends but I have to add her to see her pics."

Joe: "What a hypocrite."

by 4GSam May 29, 2011

Hypocrite

kenneth

I’m a hypocrite because I fw with lots of girls but my side chick can’t fw nobody.

by Hypocrites March 21, 2020

Hypocrite

A person who tells you not to do something but does the exact thing they told you not too.

OMG Ellie broke up with her boyfriend because of Amy she said he wasn't trust worthy and wasn't even good looking. When they broke up Amy got with him she's such a hypocrite

by jacksonnnnnnnnnn March 11, 2019

Hypocrite

Owning a sheep hoodie and also owning Disney plus and airpods

Gabe wears a sheep hoodie but also owns Disney plus and airpods. Gabe is a fucking hypocrite

by Buffalo Flats November 20, 2019