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hypocrite

Someone who tells people to not do something that they do themself.
Vicky: You can’t eat any of the cake, it’s for the party!
Madison: Oh okay sorry
Vicky: *eats a slice of cake*
Madison: Wow you’re such a hypocrite Vicky!
by parkjiminmochi April 15, 2019
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Hypocrite

Someone who does the following...
1. Taunts people for watching (porn) then goes home and watches porn while (playing with themselves)
2. Says "I DON'T LIKE SECRETS!" and yet they pull people away and (gossip)
3. Talks about how gross Justin Bieber is and then you go over to their place and see them kissing a card board statue of Justin and putting their hand down their undies.
1. "Ew you watch porn your so gross" (goes home) "oh oh oh OH FUCK!"

2. "I HATE SECRETS STOP IT!" (later) "Hey come here i gotta tell you something..."
3." I hate justin bieber he's like so gross" (at a sleepover) "Oh yeah baby kiss meh!"
ALL ARE HYPOCRITES!!!
by Ew123 June 27, 2019
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Hypocrite

Shanzay Sarosh Gems Wellington Academy Al Khail Born in Pakistan Claims Be Canadian A liar A pathological Liar May I Add She Also Has Smelly Pedo Brother Who Look Unhygienic Ty For Listening
Hypocrite is Shanzay

Shanzay is hypocrite
by Hamood Dxb 🩸🥶 August 30, 2022
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Hypocrite

a hypocrite is someone who preaches one thing but in reality he practices it also.
Keandre: Yeah i use this page to stalk my girl.
Erica:... wait *remembers that time when Keandre cussed out someone for stalking his page* Youre a hypocrite
Hypocrite: someone who preaches one thing but in reality he practices it also.
by MediumMilfNoMoney October 8, 2017
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Hypocrite

Some one who tells people not to do things and then does these things themselves
Anna: *dumps Ovie and Kisses Jordan*

The UK: Anna is such a hypocrite, you can’t get mad at Danny and Micheal and then Do ThE SaMe BlOoDy ThInG
by Yeetboo July 7, 2019
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Hypocrite

Somebody who starts to behave in a shallow manner once somebody has tried to treat them like they're shallow.
The guy is a hypocrite and an asshole, pretending to flatter him wont change that.
by Solid Mantis June 27, 2020
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Hypocrite

A person who says they don't like to do or say something but the do it say it anyway
David That guy's a retard because he looked back at a cop hate that word but he was

Kevin If you hate the word retard why are you saying it

David Because I just did yes I hate that word but he was a retard

Kevin What a hypocrite
by Boogereater69 February 21, 2021
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