hypocrititis

someone who is a huge hypocrite

*in the park*
pedders: hey bram did you know the elephant man has loads of pillows because his back cant support his head, how many do you have?

Bram: Yeah i know he has shitloads, ive only got 7

Harrison: omg thats loads have you got hypocrititis, go lick a puddle

Bram: no but you do you hobbit puddle licking shitebag.

Hayden: does anyone have a spare tampon?

by sol loves the life June 25, 2009

hypocrite

Someone who berates people for having some kind of a "problem" but is absolutely oblivious to the fact that they have the exact same problem.

Neoliberal: *goes on a rant saying how minimal social spending is the first step towards a communist dictatorship*
Also neoliberal: *rejects participative democracy and trade unions while casually mentioning his admiration of Pinochet*

Socialist who's debating him: "And don't you think this makes you a hypocrite?

by KahsbGdgz January 05, 2020

Double hypocrite

Tabish

Oh look it's tabish the dogs favourite double hypocrite

by Sparklesforeverprincessalways August 30, 2017

Hypocrite

Someone who condemns someone else for doing something that they are either doing or have been doing.

Amy is a hypocrite for accusing me of lying and cheating, when she was the one that cheated and lied to me!

by TheReal92 December 09, 2020

Hypocrite

Someone who condemns somebody else for doing something that they themselves either are doing or have been doing.

Amy is a Hypocrite for accusing me of lying and cheating, when she was the one that lied and cheated on me!

by TheReal92 December 09, 2020

Hypocrite

Sidney is the definition of a hypocrite

Sidney is a hypocrite

by Hi1016 July 14, 2020

Hypocritized

To be a victim of hypocrisy, such as to be robbed.

She chewed me out for being on my phone right after she put hers away, I’ve been hypocritized

by Mrsbluesky876 November 24, 2023