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Weed Hump

the screwing of someone who is stoned while you are stoned
I smoked a blunt with my boyfriend then i got a good weed humping
by slut bag whore July 26, 2006
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Hump Day

According to The Erotic Barber:

A day (presumably Wednesday) in which you need to tag 3 big dick ass niggas under the originating post. TEB states that he needs more big dick ass niggas to do the "Bust That Nut" challenge with him and is giving out free subscriptions to his onlyfans.
Yo Yo Yo its hump day! Ay what I need you to do is tag 3 big dick ass niggas under this tweet right here. I need some more niggas to do this ‘Bust That Nut’ challenge with.

And I’m also giving away another hunit free subscriptions to my onlyfans. Be looking out for that tweet later on today, and don't forget to tag them 3 big dick ass niggas if you one of the big dick niggas tag yourself!
Hump day! Fuck with ya boy! Nude Barber.
by AntoineSexman September 17, 2022
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Hamster Hump

"She put her hair in pigtails, so I hamster humped the crap out of her."
by Matt H. October 5, 2004
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Lady Hump

Slang; in referrence to the Harley Davidson "Sportster" motorcycle. The Sportster has the ill fated reputation of being a girl's bike, thus any male Sportster owner rides his "Lady Hump."
by Capt. Stash September 25, 2010
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slump-hump

When a male/female is in a sexual relationship 'slump' or dry spell, they 'hump' or have intercourse with someone below par.
Tim hasn't gotten laid in over a year, so he's going to slump-hump that manish/overweight girl he met at the anti-war demonstration.
by Narbonne October 1, 2009
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Humping Drywall

Used to describe an act considered by the speaker to be very boring or uninteresting.
That was about as much fun as humping drywall!
by thekochinator2 December 5, 2010
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dry hump

The touching of a guy's hard on agaisnt a girl's pussy in a fast humping motion while they have their clothes on.
by Lil Azn Canadian December 9, 2008
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