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metal humpers

a person who rides bmx bikes at skate parks, even when it is clearly posted, "no bikes allowed." characteristics include "snaking" your run, trying ridculus tricks they can never do, and clogging areas by just standing in a larg group in an inapproperate place.

the name is given to them by bladers and boarders who grow tired of their presance. it comes from the fact that the seats on their bike is positioned in a fashion so the skinny part of it is jammed directly up their rectum after every trick that they try to do.

they should also be given the most credit for tearing things up with their pegs. in short, the reason why most people don't want skating on their property, ruining it for everyone else.

also called rump riders, biker fags, homo riders, emo bike fags.
blader: damn metal humpers are tearing up the rails again with their pegs.

boarder; yeah, don't they realize that no one wants them here.
by dark_graham May 31, 2006
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Hummeroo

A screecheroo that is flattened. I don't know what it does, but I'm under the impression that it hums rather than screeches.
My friend makes hummeroos every Halloween.
by wcgold May 24, 2005
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hummer

Meghann gave Mike a "hummer" after kicking his ass in pool.
by Hummers R Us March 26, 2003
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Hammerslam

-noun-
how a tiger impregnates a lion thus resulting in the conception and subsequent birth of a liger.

alternate definitions:
1. being really drunk
2. being more drunk than you've been in the past 2 weeks
3. thinking you're cool by trying to create your own words
"Man, I was so hammerslammed last night; I don't remember coming home and performing an impromptu ballet for the dog."

or

"Lara is so hammerslammed she just came up with a new word."
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Hummer

dude those sheets are soaked, must belong to a hummer
by Squeez January 6, 2014
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hammersmith

a quite normal place in london that receives an above average amount of stabbings a year, it is in the middle of west london near fulham, white city, shepherd’s bush and ladbroke grove.
person 1: don’t go to hammersmith broadway at 4-5:30pm it’s way too bait
person 2: let’s go fulham broadway instead
by wassabiproductions April 19, 2020
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Three Lamas in a Hummer

The beater of the ultimate argument winner Two camels in a Tiny car because A: 3 is more then 2. B: Camels are cooler then lamas. C: Hummers crush tiny cars. Finally a comeback to all those Douches out there who use this as a legit comeback.
Douche: Hey, dude, you know 13 inches is a foot right?
Dude: WTF are you talking about? It's 12 inches to a foot.
Douche: Really, TWO CAMELS IN A TINY CAR!
Dude: Three Lamas in a Hummer
Douche: dam it :(
Dude: WHAT! Pwned
by Bob Jenkens November 3, 2011
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