hot pocket squirt

Relating to 'Alabama Hot Pocket'

verb: after having sexual intercourse with a woman & you have blown your load in her pussy, you proceed to take a shit her pussy then make her sneeze so it squirts all over.

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by Mini Stache Ryder c}-: October 6, 2016

Carolina Hot Pocket

Opening someones sofa sleeper, pooping on it and then putting it back into the sofa position.

I was exhausted and ready for bed. I pulled out the hide a bed and someone had left a Carolina Hot Pocket in it. I closed it back up and slept on the floor. I'm sick of Grandma's pranks.

by Blaqkjak December 30, 2020

buffalo hot pocket

Fucking an open wound on a girls thigh and mixing your semen with her blood

I gave her the buffalo hot pocket last night

by BFLOhotpocket December 23, 2022

alabama hot-pocket

the act of taking a shit in a womans pussy and then fucking it.

The poor bitch was hungry so i whipped her up an Alabama Hot-Pocket!

by Eddie123456 October 26, 2007

Alaskan Hot Pocket

1. The act of inserting an ice cube into a girls vagina and closing it until she screams.
2. A cleavor drink with vodka and peaches.

Dude i totally got melanie with an Alaskan Hot Pocket

Dude i drank an Alaskan Hot Pocket and got schmamered

by Mikes Hunt February 15, 2009

Alabama hot pocket

A hot pocket from Alabama.

“I want an Alabama hot pocket.”

by CallMeMrCrabs August 13, 2021

Pepperoni Hot Pocket

you meet this girl and you take her to a pizzeria, cover her in toppings, and do her in the oven

Guy1: What happened at work today?
Guy2: Some man came to the store and gave his girlfriend a Pepperoni Hot Pocket

by Coban3 September 6, 2009