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hot dog day 

A day in the life of a car salesman. In which the number of days the salesmen has eaten hot dogs grilled for customers walking onto the lot. It is always followed by a number marking the length of time.
Well how far along are you?

Well Steve this is Hot Dog Day #6. I've been working 12 hours a day and the only thing to eat is these. Its free, so why not
hot dog day by Mike999994 May 22, 2007
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Hot dog farts 

When you tuck it back and let one rip.
I was pretending to be buffalo bill from silence of the lambs and let somea hot dog farts go.
Hot dog farts by Gigs01 May 10, 2016

Hot Dog Taco 

A Tranny with full drastic, garishly applied makeup and womens clothes but makes no attempt to hide their masculinity and mannerisms of a full grown linebacker looking dude.
I was a Hot Dog Taco for Halloween. T
Hot Dog Taco by Soulslider March 23, 2017

hot dog stand 

A female who sets her Instagram business title as “Hot Dog Stand” when she’s single & open for business
Wow! Did you see Natalie set her Instagram bio to “Hot Dog Stand”? Time to slide in the DM’s
hot dog stand by Kjob12 July 16, 2019

Hot Dog Water 

A code word for alcohol, often used around a minor's parents or other authorities. Can be used to describe any alcoholic beverage from beer to vodka.
Friend 1: Do you have the Hot Dog Water for tonight?
Friend 2: Yeah, I have it in my car.

Where did you put the Hot Dog Water?

How much do I owe you for the Hot Dog Water?
Hot Dog Water by Jimmer Bolt June 17, 2012

Hot Dog down the Golden Gate Bridge 

A man trying to have sex with an R.N.
Having sex with an R.N. is like, well, you might as well be the Golden Gate Bridge. It wont make it, that is, a hot dog down the Golden gate Bridge.

Hot Dog Sandwich 

2 hot dogs cooked in the microwave for 1 minute. put hot dogs on tortilla wrap with ketchup, shredded cheese and chopped onions. fold wrap and enjoy :]
So am I! Maybe that guy over there is selling them so we can get a Hot Dog Sandwich