Homeless Adjacent

Describing one who is not without a home, but likes to act as if they are
ie.: •sometimes lives in the car out of choice, not obligation

•enjoys spending time at odd, anonded buildings, parks, etc

•works a job that is ordinarily accepted by society, but would rather pretend that they don’t

I love my best friend, but sometimes I have to remind her that she’s a contributing member of society with a house and husband, and a regular 9 to 5. And that even though she likes to sleep in her car and busk on the street asking people for money, she’s not actually homeless. She’s just homeless adjacent.

by itsanavocadoothanksssssss January 10, 2023

bougie homeless

When you're homeless with benefits (i.e., not sleeping in your car under a bridge, access to a hot shower, free meals, with no care or bills in life)

"No I don't need change, thank you. Im bougie homeless not regular homeless .... I make it look good tho, right?"

by DeseCakes420 July 10, 2018

Homeless

A way of expressing your concern, against someone or something going against the social norm.

Wow that dessert you just made looks homeless, fix it.

by Rayofsunshine6 January 18, 2019

The Homeless Olympics

This is a bad night. It’s when you drink a lava lamp and then fuck a German Shepherd.

Hey Brian. You may judge me because...you know, I’m homeless, and shit. It’s not pretty. But last night I drank a lava lamp and fucked a German shepherd. That may be no big deal to you but I won the gold at the homeless Olympics! So fuck you.

by Larry and Rex and Benny September 9, 2018

HOMELESS

A person from the Punjab region who wants to create a terrorist Sikh Theocratic country in Democratic secular India even though Sikhism started in Pakistan.
A Khalistani who stands in front of United Nations with his imaginary flag during Referrendum 2020

I saw a HOMELESS Khalistani begging for a country on the street

by Ops Black Thunder August 8, 2022

Homeless

Somebody without a permanent home or residence. Usually can be found in public parks smoking weed and yelling at innocent people, sitting in the bus stop listening to a radio, on the freeway underpass, lying down on the sidewalk, or at delmar parking lot not furthering their education.

Mohhamed and Sam were participating in the act of homeless after not seeing there own bed in weeks.

by Ali atfi August 27, 2022

Homeless prank

A high level goof that can only be performed by the highest council of goofsters. The details of it are also held away by the high council next to the secret recipe for coca cola.

Person A: Yo I'm boutta do a homeless prank on this dude

Person B: The fuck is a homeless prank?

Person A: *In a whisper* Can we get a target removal team out here?

by Funny sandwich man August 29, 2022