homeless Pancho

The gayest border hopper ever he's a little shit that looks cute but when that mouth opens you wanna slap his fat ass back to Mexico

Bart:omg shut tf up that's why you are a homeless Pancho

by Ur.favburritob0mber July 31, 2023

Ed Sheeran Homeless

When you aren't really homeless , you just live on the street as part of your gig. You could hypothetically live on some elses couch- because you have plenty of friends who support you - but instead you choose to sleep on a park bench in the middle of London.

My friend claims he wasn't really homeless before he made it as a singer - he could have went and lived at his moms house and ate Spaghettios, and then have her tuck him into bed and sing a lullaby. But he chose to be Ed Sheeran Homeless and live on the street. That's how he became rich.

by FunTdrip October 2, 2023

homeless wanabe mom

A homeless woman who begs to every man she sees for unprotected sex because she want's to be a mom, even though she is homeless

Person 1: I am going to take another route to walk to work from now on. May take 5 minutes more.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Because there is this annoying homeless wanabe mom, along my walk to work who embarrasses me everytime she asks me for sex out of the blue.

Person 2: Ok, no problem. Just wake 5 minutes more early.

by MST3K I like December 25, 2020

An Unfortunate Homeless Man

To receive the act of entering a Milwaukee Sarcophagus.

Person 1: Is that guy putting that other guy in a Milwaukee Sarcophagus?
Person 2: Dang, that sucks. I think he's homeless too.
Person 1: Well isn't that an Unfortunate Homeless Man

by Khanituss February 25, 2021

work from homeless

(Adj.) - Term used to describe one's appearance when they have not showered, groomed or dawned a new or decent set of apparel due to working from home, thus, looking like someone that if caught outside their house could be mistaken for as a homeless person.

April: Oh my, Tacoma is really getting bad. Today I saw a homeless guy in your lobby trying to get into your mailboxes.

Erika: Ooooh no friend. That's actually my husband Jared. It's Friday so he looks pretty work from homeless.

*door shuts*

Jared: More CC coupons and ooooh Costco coupons we don't actually need to bring to Costco

by TACOmaStand253 March 11, 2021

Homeless Tobi

A word to describe a male who looks homeless, but actually is a rich man. By the way he dresses and acts, people will call him, “Homeless Tobi”

Person 1: “Oh look sheesh, it’s a homeless tobi...”
Person 2: “I am not!”

by TUESDAY RYAN April 15, 2021

halfway homeless

Have a home but it’s not the one your supposed to live it.

Damn man I’m halfway homeless , I’m finna go home tho

by Bigblrddds April 23, 2021