History

could be one of the (best) subjects ever if you have the right teacher.

omg history was so much fum with mr. Tony

by thisisshit February 9, 2019

Historical

It's a word that's used to describe your grandma

Your grandma is Historical

by Burger_boi69420 September 3, 2019

historiafanpage

Historiafanpage is a Attack on titan tik tok account with over 1k followers and posts daily ig, shes pretty funny and I hope ur doing okay ily flushed

You are Mutuals with Historiafanpage on Tik Tok? Me too!!

by Ilovemikasa March 10, 2021

History Memer

Somebody who posts generally unfunny memes about history to try to be funny, but ending up failing (ESPECIALLY WW2). These can include soldiers fucking walking (which is most common), or even NSFW. Common Personalities include with being a history memer include. (These do not apply to all but most)
-Thinking that they are special or a big shot
-Toxicity
-Easy to laugh at
And way way more!

Person 1, 2 and 3 - *chilling*
History Memer - *Posts stupid history meme*
Person 1 - What the fuck
Person 2 - Thats so cringe
Person 3 - get out history memer
History Memer - I don't even know you, now shut the fuck up. (History memer behind the screen is crying)
Person 1: LMAO this man thinks he is special
History Memer - *leaves chat*
Person 1, 2, 3 - LMAOOOOOOOO

by frankish simp October 31, 2021

historyfag

A person who talks about history all the time, plays video games about it, entire youtube recommended is history videos, gets mad when someone says something inaccurate, raises their hand to talk about it in class every fucking second, and becomes a total douche when you have a disagreement with them over history.

Alex: Did you see how mad James got when Mr. Henry said one thing wrong about a thing literally going back millions of years?
Phil: Yeah, what a historyfag.

by beast_machine December 22, 2021

epic history

Some event that would be so grand, it would surpass some or all of the most popular and influential known historical events. Reserved only for positive events, not negative ones. Most people exaggerate these events, especially under the influence of alcohol, which may backfire and become epic fail.

"Duuuude, I say we go fuckin' hang gliding over the grand canyon, it would be epic history!!"
"Actually, that would be epic fail if you ask me"

by nakker December 15, 2009

Drunk History of Fall Out Boy

It’s summer of 2001; Joe meets Patrick and he’s like “Yo, I know about music.”
And Patrick’s like “Yo, I know more about music.”
"That’s impossible! Do you wanna start a band?”
And Patrick’s like, “…Yeah… That’s cool.”
And then he’s like “Yo, this is a book store, it's not a music store!”

And then they met at Patrick’s house. And Patrick’s wearing shorts and socks and a hat. Patrick is playin’ drums for some fuckin’ reason! And Pete’s there for some reason! They start playin’ music together. And they're like “Oh, let’s play some fuckin’ covers from some other bands!” It was like, Green Day and fuckin’ Misfits and fuckin’ Ramones!
Pete said to Joe, “Yo, we gotta change this shit up! Yo, we’ve played all these bands; let’s play shit from Fall Out Boy.”
And so Pete and Patrick are like “Yo, that’s dope. But we need a fuckin’ drummer!” Because Patrick’s playin’ drums and he’s a singer!
Patrick's like “Yo! I got a soul voice!”
And they're like “Wait, how do you have a soul voice?”
And he’s like “Yo, watch this: Yeah!”
And they’re like “Oh my god! That sounds like soul!” So they put it in the song and it was like “WHERE IS YOUR BOY TONIGHT!”

l: Yo have you seen A Drunk History Of Fall Out Boy?
a: ooh yeah. It's so funnyyy

by LNC1990. March 5, 2019