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High School Colorguard (Marching Band)

1. Auxiliary
2. uses Flags most often to express band's song/show theme with colors/shapes along with some genres of dance/acting along with manipulating their equipment.
3. in equipment, may use rifle and/or sabre and sometimes the guard may spin non-equipment props or other unusual equipment such as an "airblade..."
4. helps the band earn more GE points (General Effect points from GE judge)
BOB: I hate the band's guard(High School Colorguard (Marching Band)), they look so silly!

BOBBY: Maybe YOUR BAND'S GUARD, but ours look like they are WORLD CLASS A. That's because your band's guard is 100% beginners.

BOB: How can you tell? All they do is nothing special...

BOBBY: *shows Bob a video of a popular Independent/Open/World A group winterguard*

BOB: Woah! that's not bad!
by All I want is PEACE. December 27, 2011
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High Fructose Corn Syrup

The pioneer ingredient that began the philosophy of corporations "saving money and cutting costs" in the United States of America beginning in the 1970s that led to an increase and creation of certain medical conditions (such as obesity, diabetes, and cancer), artificial preservatives and genetically modified pesticides, mass production, and a conversion to food processing that aims to completely replace and dismiss subsistence farming.

High Fructose Corn Syrup (abbreviated HFCS), first became notoriously famous for it's replacement of Pure Cane Sugar in Coca-Cola, often thought of as a conspiracy that occurred with the release of the epic fail product New Coke in 1985.

Today, High Fructose Corn Syrup is used primarily in junk food, fast food, processed meals, sodas, juices, and even food items where sweeteners aren't needed. While some grocers and companies have began reverting back to the use of Pure Cane Sugar, High Fructose Corn Syrup is still a monopoly and a dominant ingredient in the American food culture.

Did I mention that it's banned in most countries around the world?
Waiter: What would you like to drink?
Foreign Tourist 1: I would like Coca-Cola please.
Foreign Tourist 2: Don't. Coca-Cola in the US is made with high fructose corn syrup. I brought some Mexican Coke for us to drink with our meals, made with pure cane sugar.
Foreign Tourist 1: Fantastic.
Waiter: Want to order a starter/appetizer?
by AlnAndr August 22, 2010
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Post High School Complex

Someone who immediately out of High School begins attempting to make up for their lack of former social standing. They commonly overcompensate by Buddy Whoring, and doing anything they can to hook up with previously unnatainable females.
Christopher, suffering from Post High School Complex, is 22 and has a particular interest in High School cheerleaders.
by 3 zero 3 November 25, 2011
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High Fructose Corn Syrup

N. A sweetener created by repeatedly processing corn starch into strange molecules. Difficult to digest and burn off. Is widely believed to be a lead contributer to America's obesity epidemic.
Everything at McDonalds except the coffee contains High Fructose Corn Syrup.
by Mr. Aaron October 3, 2005
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high level clownery

When a bald man tries to be a funny and instead creates a whole new level of clowning around.

When no-one laughts the baldie thinks it's because his jokes are too high brow - its actually because they suck.

THats some high level clownery.

Like a complement sandwhich without thte bottom - you think its a nice term and relise the jokes on you.

Often happends to a sharp tool.
Meer: Stuart you look like a panda, Lim you're a girafe...
Everyone - silent:
Lim (finally after a long akward pause): Meer that was..umm.. some high level clownery....you sharp tool pirarte mole rat!
by The Merz June 24, 2010
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high school choir

High school choir is a noun. It is a group of singers in different sections like soprano, alto, tenor, bass, etc. They are often weirder than band but still not as weird as drama. The altos are typically jealous of the sopranos or the tenors because they wish they could go either higher or deeper. Choir kids and band kids get along either really well, or horrible. Choir kids are also known to randomly burst into a song during other classes, they make a lot of music jokes, and normally there can be lots of drama and tension between the sections. There is normally always a few tenors and basses that believe they can go higher, but really, they can't. Some sorpranos also believe they can go really low, but likewise, it doesn't sound good. Choir teachers normally must have a lot of patience for how routy and inappropriate choir can be.
"Did you know Billy's in high school choir?"

"Of course, he randomly burst into song during math."

"The tenors were so jealous of the sopranos today, they tried to go really high but it sounded too squeaky."

"Ms. Rena really has a lot of patience with those high school choir kids."
by ?.?.?... December 8, 2015
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high as christ

when you’re the most fucked up you’ve ever been
cam: i’m high as christ
ben: r u christing me?
cam: that’s something i fear i am not christing about
by diarrhena July 12, 2021
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