helping hand

When you know you're too intoxicated to urinate without totally missing the toilet. So you call your girlfriend into the bathroom and have her hold your penis as you urinate.

Don't worry man I didn't make a mess in your bathroom I had Sarah come give me a helping hand.

by The Covered Wagon Cougar March 31, 2009

helgie

Uglyist junk to walk this earth. Eats weird & is so stupid! Also gets beat up a lot too!

"Did you see helgie today?"
"Yeah, almost passed out by her smell!"

by Goodgirl1234392929 November 4, 2013

Natural Helpers

The Anti-Drug and Violence program that everyone is Las Vegas is dying to get into. A group of teenagers perform skits to teach kids about drugs.

Dude, lets get out of class and go to Natural Helpers.

by Gradyman July 4, 2010

Joe Biden might be helping our cause

UD Jews, I’m talking to you

Soon the rest of you will be easier to control

The end is near…

Joe Biden might be helping our cause

by Death Menace June 9, 2022

HelplessGrim

One of the best CMPD chiefs this department has ever seen, serving along with his Faithful Sidekicks: AdmiralGhost, and AdmiralSkyler.

Hey, have you heard of HelplessGrim Before?
No, I have not.
*proceeds to cut their arms into 50 pieces*

by _Dreamsucks_lol June 8, 2021

Ghetto Hamburger Helper

Regular Hamburger Helper prepared WITHOUT ground beef.

Craig: "Lets have this 'Beef Strogie' flaverd Hamburger Helper fo dinner tonight."

Smokie: "But we aint got no meat."

Craig: "It's all good, we'll just make Ghetto Hamburger Helper without meat. I like it better that way inteways."

by 40ozChris June 26, 2012

helier

Biggest bitch in the world, normally is short, fat, and sounds like a 12 year old girl

Helier is a bitch

by The Heisenberg69 November 28, 2013