hello

An euphemism for, "I wanna fuck you!"

Sally was dancing at the disco. Some lazy ass punk come over to her and said "Hello..."

by Nill March 1, 2005

hello

i have a massive erection right now

hello

by HitlerGaming123 December 5, 2022

hello

is a greeting word. Used when first contact is made with another being.

(You're alone in the forest and you see Jesus around the next corner) Hello. (Jesus snobs you(@#$!!).)

by Funstein December 18, 2003

helloness

Hello, Greeting

Helloness to all.

by ShadowsDogs February 21, 2003

HELLO

HELLO in all caps is often wat comes out when you say gay or fag in fourms nowadays due to the filter

this thread is HELLO
Helldoll and max are HELLO

by Eltapatio January 19, 2005

hello

A greeting.

Hello, sup?

by Bob Heinous September 14, 2003

hello

1. Your ex sisters mother's friend's dog walkers brothers toasters' way of greeting you.
2. A viscous term used to halt the continuity of your day, generally meant to spark a dreaded conversation.

(1) Hello, Horatio!
(2) I am perpetually disconcerted by this abominable phrase.
(1) Okay! See you around.

by shiraffe February 22, 2021