hedgehog ass

when you sit on something sharp and it pricks your ass

ah fuck that sofa gave me a hedgehog ass

by steve-m8 June 9, 2016

Hedgehog

A term used for someone who has hairy genetals usually used for young teen girls

Damn this hedgehog has herpies

by coollllllccckkk September 22, 2016

burst hedgehog

An unattractive, messy vagina

"She had beautiful eyes but unfortunately a Fanny like a burst hedgehog"

by Burpytoes September 21, 2016

hedgehog head

A person with a messy combover.

Alright hedgehog head how u doing?

by earnsc September 19, 2016

running over the hedgehog

something you know is wrong and should have been avoided but your going to do anyway as its the quickest route.

Tom:" aren't you going to read the instructions first? "
Jill:"no i want to get the cupboard built before lunch"
Tom:"well aren't you running over the hedgehog"

by flat hedgehog January 11, 2017

Hedgehog

When your five o’clock pussy shadow pokes they your panties.

My hedgehog needs a trim.

by The Asian Nugget December 13, 2020

Sonic the Hedgehog

The act of a person gripping their testicles so hard that they begin to turn blue. As soon as this happens, they must jerk off as fast as humanly possible. Last, at the moment of climax they must shout " GOTTA GO FAST!"

Jimmy was walking back to his dorm after a long day of classes. He opens his room door to see his roommate, Brody, butt ass naked will one hand gripping his walnuts and the other pumping his cock faster than the blue blur himself. In the midst of Jimmy's horror, Brody screams " GOTTA GO FAST!"
Brody turns, his satisfied smiles turns into a face of pure horror.

" What the fuck were you doing?" asked Jimmy.

" Sorry man, I was trying to Sonic the Hedgehog."

by It's me, a guy December 29, 2020