Hitlers Helper

A 'Hitlers Helper' is performed when, whilst sleeping... usually when a friends sleeping over your house or vice versa. The crime is commited though, by sticking your finger up your poop shoot; preferrably the thumb, and streaking the tainted fingers across the victims face, smearing your stink juice in a fashion such to resemble Hitlers mustache. When your victim awakes early in the morn, he'll find himself with some newly smeared shat on his grill, and sporting a new fashionable mustache.(also known as the 'stank stache.')

"What the fuck is that smell???"
"Hahaahahahah hail hitler.. you've just gotten shat smeared on your face a.k.a. a hitlers helper"

by Ms. Galloway June 11, 2006

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triple header

having sex in three different orifice within a 24 hour period, preferably with 3 different partners
see also "triathlete"

oh man, what a day. gave tim a blow job, fucked antoine and jeanette sodomized me with a strap on!!! TRIPLE HEADER!!!!

by wingedunicorn July 8, 2007

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burnin heaters

smoking multiple cigarettes

Bob:How was the ratio at the party last night?
Randy: Are you flipping kidding me? It was a flipping sausagefest, i just sat outside burnin heaters.

by Rudy- two shoes May 13, 2005

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Eddie Header

During lightning-fast fillacio in a bathroom stall in Seattle, the 30 year old giver confesses to the receiver that she "can't find a better man" ; whilst the receiver sings "even flow" in the mimicked voice of Eddie Vedder= Thus, Eddie Header.

This bar used to be cool. It'd be better if I could get (give) some Eddie Header.

by Ernest P Warrel May 5, 2011

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