Hawkentigeistablisomentuahnism

The belief system centered around rejecting social expectations with the same bold, unwavering confidence as someone yelling
"Hawk Tuah" before spitting on that thang.

They were a firm believer in Hawkentigeistablisomentuahnism
I am a Hawkentigeistablisomentuahnist

by Boiled milk April 25, 2025

Hawked

Where Harrison borrows your keys to open a room and doesn’t bring them back to you, however, they are left behind in an inconvenient place.

Hey, did you see my pen? No, I bet it was hawked!

by C Man Millz July 11, 2025

Mount Hawke

Skatepark near Truro in Cornwall, England, UK.

"One of the biggest UK Skateparks"
"Mount Hawke is NOT cheese"
"Screw the quotes, lets just ride"
"Where Chris broke his arm"

by Ivor Richards May 29, 2008

The Hawker

a librarian who never trusts kids and always catches people playing games. not as bad as the new bitchy librarian but still pretty bad

Dam the hawker caught me playing games and kicked me out

by Travis Wei-Pittsford Mendon December 16, 2008

Phantom Hawker

Someone hawking up phlegm close by but you don't see them.

I was trying to watch that movie in the theatre last night but some phantom hawker kept ruining it.

I couldn't eat my meal at the restaurant, some phantom hawker put me off my food.

by Fenrar28 June 9, 2009

arse hankey

n.: Toilet paper; Thin wadded plant fibre tissues for wiping oneself after a crap. Scented and balm-coated toilet papers more strongly fit this category than normal, unscented paper.

"We're gonna need more arse hankey; my bum caught a cold."

by His Royal Hairiness January 20, 2014

dorty hankey

Is when you take a shite in undergarments then rip them off and go raaa and wipe your kegs in the boilers face hence the hankey

Bolam came home one night and thought fuck it I will give her a dorty hankey

by Dirty ropper May 6, 2016