See with your eyes not your hands

You can look but don't touch. Particularly used when someone asks to SEE something with their hand extended. A hilarious quote from Mr. Burns on The Simpsons TV show.

Castro (reaching for the trillion $ bill): May I see it?

Mr. Burns: See with your eyes not your hands!

by Eddy July 31, 2007

Hands and knees

a kind of sex position specifically DOG STYLE (laying on your hands and knees)

Hands and knees for two days straight

by srndpty101 March 2, 2018

my hands are cold

The act when a girl attempts to make the man hold their hand. Usually obvious to MOST people.

Tika "Wow, my hands are cold"
Andrew touches the hand "Yeh your right..."

by Wozz December 15, 2007

vag hands

While ass fucking a slut, the gentleman sticks his entire hand in the vagina and masturbates through the anal-vaginal wall (Internal taint).

Why do my vag hands smell my asshole....Did I do it backwards?

by gangstavag September 25, 2010

throw dem hands

to fight with someone

are you gon throw dem hands wit dat nigga?

by johnloz1800 August 28, 2006

French Fry Hands

French fry hands are the international hand symbol to gesture for an order of fries, while in a foreign country and driving thru drive thru station. The hand gesture consists of a semi jazz hand gestures while moving your fingers rhythmically up and down. Internationally understood as the sign for french fries, especially in Spain.

The emoticon symbol is 🍟 👐🏼.

While i was in Spain, i gave the drive thru attendant some french fry hands. They knew right away i was hungry for some fries.

by Senor D. Martinez April 19, 2017

Honolulu Handshake

The act of a nun swimming underneath someone at the beach and subsequently giving them a handjob, to the immense surprise and delight of the recipient. Although the act is not well known, it is surprisingly commonplace. In fact, the Honolulu Handshake, along with its common variant, the "Pope Grope", is the third most commonly practiced beach activity enjoyed by nuns, preceded only by Guatemalan knife fights and building sand convents. In a 2005 poll, over 78% percent of nuns worldwide confessed to having given a Honolulu Handshake at least once in their nunhood, while the other 22% responded "Honolulu Hand-what?" while smiling and winking mischievously. The Honolulu Handshake has alternatively been referred to as the "Sister Tickle", the "Penguin Peekaboo", the "Miami Heresy", and, somewhat less creatively, the "Surprise Nun Weiner Yank".

Schoolboy 1: "Yeah last weekend we went to the beach during a nun wakeboarding contest."

Schoolboy 2: "Sounds fun. What happened?"

Schoolboy 1: "Well we were swimming and then all I saw was snorkels and veils and, next thing you know, I was up to my Pokemon cards in Honolulu Handshakes!"

Schoolboy 2: "Sick! Who knew nuns were so kinky?"

Schoolboy 1: "You'd better believe it. Let's just say communion wafers weren't the only thing those nuns were gobbling up on Sunday."

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over?
A: A Honolulu Handshake after a Guatemalan knife fight

by Dane Beaver November 8, 2007